funny bone

the bone called Humerus, Hunorous, moron.

When you say you hit your funny bone, you hit your Humerus, not your humorous.

by stefanian October 07, 2008

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Big Boned

It's a paradigm obese people use when they don't want to admit or come to accept the fact that they're overweight. It's a term that when fat people use it, they look retarded

Im not fat, I'm just "big boned"

by Kevin Shostrom November 26, 2017

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Small boned

Besides meaning being short or overly thin, can also be used to refer to a small penis, a reference to the penis' other name, boner.

A: Whoa! That's some small dick you got there!
B: Dude, I don't have a small penis! I'm just small boned.

by der fuehrer September 01, 2007

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bone-collector

An emotionally damaged chick that engages in a plurality of one-off sexual excursions with known and/or unknown men in order to:
A)Find herself.
B)Erase a previous lover.
C)Write her own episodes of "Sex In The City."

Because there is no relational context and ultimately is risky behavior, the bone collector's kind offer should be met with appropriate measure of suspicion in order to counter the seemingly ideal "no strings attached" sexual encounter that non-discerning men find difficult to deny.

(There's nothing worse than getting phucked while you're getting phucked.)

"Yeah ever since______, "Y" has been on a sexual rampage.
The other night, she tried to take me home, but I told that bone-collector, "E.T. no bone gnomes."

by pedro con carne March 25, 2008

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