Schrödinger's Blowjob

A thought experiment involving a blindfold, a guy, and a girl. While blindfolded, you receive a blowjob from one of them, but you don’t know who. The act remains "not gay" until the blindfold is removed. As long as you don’t look, it’s assumed the girl is doing the job—thereby keeping things hetero by default.

Bro, I got a Schrödinger's Blowjob, I think the dude sucked my dick because he was wiping his lips afterwards.

by dingusdugglas January 29, 2025

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puppet blowjob

when you give a handjob with a puppet

yo yo yo puppet blowjob

by the cum milker June 4, 2021

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Blowjob

Used to be called "belowjob" but miscommunication occured.

"give me a below job.

blowjob underway!"

by evilisme April 5, 2017

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tickle blowjob

Helping someone reach tickle climax and oral climax simultaneouslyas resulting in the best explosion of flavor.

Mabes gives the best tickle blowjobs.

by XxcjmxX January 5, 2019

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national blowjob day

On May 6, it is National Blow Job Day, and all females must blow their boyfriend with the sloppiest most wettest head ever to celebrate.

Hey baby, can I put that cock down my throat in honor of National Blowjob Day?

by Sakana Mybals May 6, 2022

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Sneaky Blowjob

1. A Sneaky Blowjob can be sticking two cups inside one another, the top one with milk or some other liquid, and then blowing into the bottom one to send the top cup shooting out and spraying all over everyone else at the table.
2. It can also be used a verb to describe something that sucks.

Guy 1: Man that workout today sucked
Guy 2: Yeah, coach gave as such a Sneaky Blowjob of a workout.

by qwertuyiou October 8, 2010

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