Last bite ick

When you’re eating a perfectly delicious meal but you either can’t finish the last bite, or have to spit the last bite out due to getting the ick.

I was eating a pop tart and got the last bite ick.

by Winter1999 February 5, 2022

Reality Bites/Bytes

It's both the fact that the truth hurts/reality bites you in the ass and the fact that reality is but a farcical performance which can be interpreted by many different people to be many different things and the statement is also an allusion to the idea that we live in a simulation which is actually an ancient theory said by many in many different ways predating Rizwan Virk, Nick Bostrom, Hans Moravec, Musk🙄 and even René Descartes and predstes before we were even able to understand what a simulation could be ("A dream within a dream") it becomes a clever allegorical play on words when spoken. Less complicated to interpret when written. A mad decent 90s movie aswell.

Person - "UGH I wish my life was as easy as my Sim's life is. Or as fun as my Persona's characters is. Reality Bites/Bytes!!!"

Person 2 - "Your sim was abducted by aliens, dood. Also I think your baby is on fire. Is that a person trapped in a pool because there is no ladder out?"

Person - "EXACTLY"

by Dr. Frayser April 7, 2022

national bite a block of cheese day

on December 4th everyone must take a bite of a block of cheese

Today is National Bite a Block of Cheese Day time to bite a block of cheese.

by Chimmy Taeknology December 4, 2020

National Bite a Block of Cheese Day

December 4th is National Bite a Block of Cheese Day. Celebrate by buying a block of Extra Sharp Cheddar or Jack and chomp away.

"Skwindles just took a bite out of a cheese block."
"Wtf why?"
"It's National Bite a Block of Cheese Day, it's a requirement."

by e6st December 4, 2020

Rats bite

Rats bite

From a man asking a female if she wants a rats bite

by anonymous December 8, 2020

Rubber biting

The concept that everything, and nothing, is gay so long as you bite a dick with a condom on

Cam: I had sex with a man with socks on, was that gay?
Daniel: did he bite your penis with a condom on?
Cam: yes he did.
Daniel: then no it was not gay.
Tyson: yes it was gay because he bit your penis with a condom on.
Cam: ahh this all makes sense now

That is rubber biting

by Big slong Dan December 24, 2020

Thong Bite

The small rash or irritated skin on (or around) your butt crack that occurs from sleeping while wearing a thong, and having the fabric rub incessantly against your skin in your sleep. *This can sometimes create itchy irritated skin called a thong bite*

“I shouldn’t have fallen asleep still wearing my jeans last night, I woke up with thong bite and now my a*s crack itches like crazy!”

by BUnBitCH December 30, 2020