BirdBath

Cumming and Shitting at the exact same time

Adam couldn't help himself and birdbathed as soon as Juan came out of the bathroom.

by Trainius M November 1, 2018

Bird duty

Always on the lookout for females

My homie and I were on bird duty at the pool

by Young bird watchman October 10, 2019

Bird dogging

When a woman does not wear a bra, her nipples are pointing like a bird dog.

Did you see that girl, she was bird dogging!

by HungryLike January 27, 2022

jo-bird

1.) Tiny, bald, pink, baby birds. Word used to describe the unique degree of ugliness that only a baby bird can achieve.

2.) A woman who, when speaking, sounds like the annoying squeaking of a baby bird.

Guy 1: Man, that new born jo-bird is so ugly, it's making my eyes bleed!

Guy 2: Yeah, and this dumbass brunette jo-bird is making my EARS bleed, dawg!

by Joanna and Sami January 4, 2008

Buttery Bird

When you cut a whole in the bottom of a popcorn bag and stick you penis through it.. Fill it back up with popcorn. And there is your buttery bird.

I gave my wife a butter bird last night at the movies. She wasnt happy about it, but in the end she liked it..

Check out How to Make a Buttery Bird on Break.com.

by Toast Face Killa February 15, 2010

clumsy bird

Clumsy bird - a disabled bird who can't fucking fly and has no fucking legs, the most frustrating game on the fucking planet. A bird who hits logs on the fucking head and falls straight to the motherfucking floor. An asshole bird who gets you to consistently keep tapping to make him fly. He is also blind as a motherfucking bat!

"Hey bro you played clumsy bird?"

"Don't even get me started on that bullshit"

by MonsterEnergy<333 February 13, 2014

matthew bird

Matthew bird is the gay fag that is very cool and extra sexy. in his spare time he raps off the dome and eats kfc every day. sometimes you will find him in a bush with charlie brewsters mum hehehe. occasionally he receives, but only at male birthday parties, most of the time he wanks. but afterwards he gets liam bell to eat it and then he gets monica to hoover the house and harry lin to supply some turkish drugs

thats matthew bird, hes very nice and lovely. i do like him very much :)

by poobum22 September 5, 2014