Meme Battle

When you and your friend/s start sending memes to each other to see wich one has the dankest

Friend: your memes are trash.
You: we'll see about that, i challenge you to a meme battle!

by Komazor April 24, 2017

Battle Of Yultong

The Battle between 900 Filipino Soldiers Vs. 40,000 Chinese Soldiers

Bro Forgot About the Battle of Yultong.

by Sigmabuy233 April 15, 2024

That’s so battle

When u see somethingEPIC it’s so battle tbh

Person 1, “wow did you see that”
Person 2, “ yeah that’s so battle”

by Stevensoneverlee April 7, 2022

Super Epic Anime Battle

a slang for "Youtube Poop", especially the clickbait ones.

TOP 10 SUPER EPIC ANIME BATTLES! (not clickbait)

by the German Horse Worder August 27, 2023

No Battles

Just as if you were to call dibs, you can call “No Battles” to claim that spot or item and nobody can do anything about it. However if somebody only says “Battles” then they are asking for a duel in battle for that specific spot or item, whether it’s a game of horse on the hoops or Rock Paper Scissors.

“Ayoo Jim I call shotgun!”
“Sorry Phil, but I call shotgun, NO BATTLES”
“Damnit , Jim you got me!”

by Littlesavage July 29, 2021

Battle Merlin

UuUuUuUuUuUuUuGh!!! Stop making Merlin a battlemage! He's the quintessential, archetypal Wizard! It's THE SAME EXACT THING as the Mary Sue trope from every woke movie! It's the exact same thing! Merlin is a strong, independent, self-actualized wahmen now. He's Rey from Star wars. I mean, shit, you might as well make him black. Or ACTUALLY A WOMEN. Which wouldn't even be original at this point because 7 Deadly Sins already had female Merlin. But THEY did it RIGHT. The entire show revolved around people having some type on magic but Chick Merlin was STILL the MOST WIZARD-LIKE CHARACTER IN THE SHOW. So, it doesn't matter that she's a gender swap because at least she still embodies the high INT wizard/scholar archetype. She's impossibly old. She isn't out there swordfighting people. She's a wizard. Be a wizard!

Hym "Jesus-fucking-Christ another Goddamn battle Merlin... He isn't a battle mage! Changing gender on a character is bad to you... Changing the RACE of a character is bad to you... But changing THE CHARACTER ARCHETYPE of the QUINTESSENTIAL WIZARD OF ALL MEDIEVAL LORE and it's just 'fine' to you? Yeah, sure, whatever. Why don't you just make a movie about Bill Maher and have him be a devout Catholic? Cultureless swine. So what do all of the other guys do in the show? Swordfight except WITHOUT THE MAGIC? What's the point of them?"

by Hym Iam December 23, 2023

Battle Sock

A sock that has hardened from male ejactulation.

Oh man i found my old battle sock.

by killjoygnomes January 25, 2025