shawty had them apple bottom jeans

BOOTSS WITH THE FURRRR

'SHAWTY HAD THEM APPLE BOTTOM JEANS, BOOTS WITH THE FUR GOT THE WHOLE CLUB LOOKIN AT HER'

by shawdyslikeamelody November 18, 2020

apple

Also known as Adam's Fruit, that snakes fruit. A edible fruit found when you behead a male. Many varieties have been developed as dessert or cooking fruit or for making cider. It can also play songs and turn people into zombies. The only way to kill it is to put it in the washing mashine for at least 2 hours, or simply blend it.

Hey hey apple.

by MagicButtons May 29, 2011

brown apple

Smacking a woman in the head with your dick repeatedly leaving a bruise in the shape of an apple.

The bitch started talking about her feelings so I gave her a brown apple.

by Red Guardian September 8, 2007

Caramel apple

When u have diarrhea and it's so bad it splashes on the testicles making it a caramel apple.

Man that diarrhea gave me a caramel apple!

by Game the f over September 5, 2011

apple computer

A computer made by Apple

IMac

by Rodderz July 3, 2003

apple computer

A piece of shit computer, mainly used by the elderly.

by Wenis July 3, 2003

Bert's Apple Crumble

Simply, its where one places an apple pie (Favorably, the Kipling variety is used) over the receiving chaps anus, and begins anal intercourse with the said arsehole essentially crumbling up the apple pie over the rectal passage. The end resulting jizzy pooey apple crumble is then shared, A delacasy in certain parts of the world.

The act is not strictly kept to the gay community however, no known documentation of women trying Bert's Apple Crumble have been found.

Mikey the stand in drummer had never tried Bert's Apple crumble before, he was delighted at what him and the rest of the boys had created after a homo-erotic band practice.

by Lazlo Toots August 26, 2008