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Anal Garts 

Sores developed in the anal region due to prolonged sessions of gaming on uncomfortable chairs in poor condition, Known to flair up in anticipation of new expansions or new game rollouts. Also can be mentioned in a congratulatory way to reference certain in game milestones only reached by long hours of play
"Fuck my anal garts are flaring, I think I need to log off"

"Garts on the level d00d!"
Anal Garts by Pandertroll August 29, 2012
Related Words

anal alcohol 

Putting alcohol up your ass to have a fun ass night and no hangover later
"I hate hangovers"
"Just do anal alcohol!"

anal extrapolation 

Pulling something (a number, estimate, fact, stat, idea) out of your ass. Used when sufficient data either doesn't exist, or you're too lazy to do the research.
Hey, Bill. I don't have time to pull together an actual project estimate for you, so let me apply a little anal extrapolation to get you some numbers.
anal extrapolation by Usuk Blome November 26, 2013

anal bong 

The act of beerbonging in the ass (preferably with vodka) to increase alcohol uptake and make you more drunk
Jim didn't feel that the vodkabears made him shitfaced, so he asked Mark to anal bong him with a bottle of vodka. Mark said "no, that's gross!" so now Jim will have an awful night as the only sober guy in the club.
anal bong by CollegeDouche November 28, 2013

anal docking 

Like scissoring, but using buttholes.
Often loose buttholes.
'man last night was wild, I lost my balance and we started anal docking, thought it would be weird but we totally ran with it'
anal docking by Ranchdog September 26, 2015

anal lick 

when big daddy sticks his big tonge in your ass
AHHHH AHHHH AHHHH! YESSSSS BIG DADDY i love your anal lick!