Internet Schizophrenia is a term used to describe people online who exhibit strange and concerning behavior that is similar to a person with Schizophrenia. It is not a real medical condition, rather a label. Internet Schizophrenic people may actually be schizophrenic in real life. Internet Schizophrenia is defined by "unraveling ones mind via the internet". Example: Someone consuming so much disturbing media or existental media online that it mentally changes the way they think, for better or worse.
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Dom: Man oh man I'm desyncing like crazy Bro. Fuck this Game!
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Mez: Maaaan. Shut yo Bitch ass up wit yo Walgreens Internet havin-ass!
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tfw You're just sitting at your screen with nothing to do except drift off listening to music.
tfw You're just sitting at your screen with nothing to do except drift off listening to music.
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Get the internet explorer mug.Bombastic type of attitude and behavior, acting in a dull or dry humorous manner in chat or in game who uses Schrödinger's insults and claims other people are mad when they call them out as being unfunny. Can be easily identified via spamming internet lingo as they feel they can win a virtual shouting match.
Will act like a redditor more often than not.
Will act like a redditor more often than not.
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Person 2: "We have an Internet funnyman in chat I see"
Person 2: "We have an Internet funnyman in chat I see"
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Rick: Fam…heilvessel is over here using hashtags that have no traffic behind them. How is he supposed to flourish off that?
Chad: Bro…get with the times. Internet hoarding is now and you’re so yesterday right now.
*Chad ghosts Rick irl*
Chad: Bro…get with the times. Internet hoarding is now and you’re so yesterday right now.
*Chad ghosts Rick irl*
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Guy number 1: Bro google just finish loading my search after 5 weeks
Guy number 2: You're obviously lying this is Australian internet
Guy number 2: You're obviously lying this is Australian internet
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