Zero's all across, zip. Basically what you don't want to score on an exam, sporting event, or any other affair in which a "point" system is a factor.
Boss: So what'd we get on our customer satisfaction survey.
Secretary: Ehhhhhhh...we got egg numbers sir.
Boss: Egg numbers.....fuck me sideways.
Secretary: Ehhhhhhh...we got egg numbers sir.
Boss: Egg numbers.....fuck me sideways.
by Lord_Phallus December 22, 2008
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Egg-Venture a stupid arcade shoot em up made by boring Vegan pirates who were probably force fed dirt at school on a daily basis. The game is unique in the fact that it doesn't try to hide the creators disdain for eating/breaking eggs which are blatant Eggceptional piece's of shit with faces. The word egg is added into a variety of words throughout the game in a worse than lame attempt to humourise something about as entertaining as the bubonic plague
Warden: Prisoner 1469 it is now your turn to play egg-venture in the games room
*Prisoner takes one look at the stupid egg man*
Prisoner 1469: I think, I'll have a shower instead
*Prisoner takes one look at the stupid egg man*
Prisoner 1469: I think, I'll have a shower instead
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Broke Boi: “Daniel probably took them, he’s such an egg slut.”
Johnny Bill: “Oh that’s understandable, based.”
Broke Boi: “Daniel probably took them, he’s such an egg slut.”
Johnny Bill: “Oh that’s understandable, based.”
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Cum is awesome here and we hope you use the word
Cum is awesome here and we hope you use the word
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The term describes the salty tears that land on the testicles of the receiver.
The term describes the salty tears that land on the testicles of the receiver.
"Bro Janessa was giving me head and I wanted to try Salting the eggs, so I reminded her how her fucking dog died last week, best head I've ever had."
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This is commonly referred to as mayonnaise, or mayo, for short.
This is commonly referred to as mayonnaise, or mayo, for short.
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