Snake Dick

A sexually transmitted disease in which the male genitalia becomes swollen and scaly. It begins to feel of leather.

Oh man... I need to go to the doctor I’m starting to look like I have a bad case of the snake dick.

by Grandmasthetits March 13, 2020

Blood Snake

A slang term for the male erection

I'll tell you what, she charmed by blood snake that night

by dogboy69 May 5, 2020

liquor snake

when you are too drunk and you have to blame your actions on the imaginary conscience that is with you all night

“man i got so mangled last night i pissed on myself and womped my friends with pillows, it wasn’t me though the liquor snake came out to play.”

by [e-mail] May 21, 2020

Snake Doctor

Growing up in the deep south, a damselfly was called a Snake Doctor and the folklore was that if you saw a snake doctor, a snake was close by. Which was usually "true" due to the proliferation of snakes in the south. We never called dragonflies snake doctors but were either called a dragonfly or more commonly a "mosquito hawk". Both insects are harmless to humans and we would sneak up behind the ones that had landed on clothes lines and capture them by grabbing their tail. The dragonfly would bite to defend itself but the pain was less than an ant bite. Here is where it became "children will be children" because we would firmly, not tightly, tie a short piece of thread to the end of it's tail. Sometimes we would release the dragonfly and then chase and recapture the insect with this thread and other times we would hold onto the thread and let the insect lead us around the yard. We got a lot of exercise that way, and yes, we usually untied the thread before we released them.

Watch where you're placing your feet, I just saw a snake doctor.

by Ol' Timer October 18, 2020

storm snakes

1. Scum who loot homes and businesses before, during, and after major storms and disasters.

2. Scammers who cheat people on home repairs after such disasters.

Don't worry about being shot by the National Guard if you're caught looting. The neighborhood watch committee is much more likely to blow you away if you're caught on my street, storm snakes!!!

In Texas, you get a $50 bounty for drilling a storm snake.

by pellygirl October 29, 2012

snake lace

A condom

You better have your snake lace, or you might catch something from her.

by primalrage February 2, 2012

Hitting Snakes

The art of masturbating usually performed in the shower

Boy 1. How was your Shower?
Boy 2. Iwas hitting snakes! it was mean :)

by Henzzzzzzzzzzz August 15, 2012