subcritical mask

The look on someone's face who is keeping their composure despite the fuckery they are enduring; the composed face of a person who hasn't quite been pissed off to the point that they blow up at someone
Fast food workers have to maintain their composure and don their best subcritical mask when dealing with the river of stupidity spewing from the mouths of Karens and Kevins daily
by AlienMindTrick2 November 14, 2023
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Anti-Mask League

An organization of Americans opposed to wearing masks during the 1918 Flu Pandemic, which killed 50 million people.
"The 'Anti-Mask League' protest in San Francisco was an orderly protest compared to people fighting in Walmarts today," said Dr. Howard Markel, a medical historian and a physician who leads the Center for the History of Medicine at the University of Michigan. "Today, the anti-mask sentiment has a virulence and violence of its own that we didn't see back then."
by Monkey's Dad August 16, 2020
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Mask-Crack

When one wears their mask in much the same way a plumber wears his jeans so that the mask is below the nose.
Too many people are wearing their mask the way that teenagers wear their jeans, I'm seeing too much mask-crack.
by Mickeydee23 October 01, 2020
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snack mask

When you slather a delicious substance (i.e. peanut butter) on a man’s member while sucking him off to prolong the pleasurable experience
Woman: this is taking a while and I’m hungry, I’m just gonna give you a snack mask to get me through this.
by JennyMacSnackAttack January 07, 2018
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PJ MASKS

THE SHIT THAT GAVE ME NITE MEARS AND EPILEPTIC SEIURES
I WATCHT PJ MASKS AND SHIT MY SELF.
by ooo shit November 13, 2021
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The man in the iron mask

When someone has passed out/fallen asleep and are given an iron mask they become "The man in the iron mask". Some people say that "The man in the iron mask" weilds incredible powers.
Whilst Marmaduke lay sleeping he unknowingly became the "The man in the iron mask"
by Ben Ben Bruce Bruce October 03, 2007
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