Crusty Hair

Basicaly me.

Kaylen: Yo Crusty Hair
Me: Shutup

by Alcaholic.snail.doctor February 22, 2021

Ugly Hair

It is so ugly that only a mom could love it, but she actually hates it!

No one likes your ugly hair kid!

by Mr. BlaBla dudie July 1, 2019

ferret hair

a mohawk that is not spiked up and looks like you picked up a dead ferret of the ground and put it on your head.

Dude! CJ has such ferret hair!

by eva13094 March 19, 2008

hair burrito

whenever you wake up and are being inadvertently tickled by someone's head hair so you wrap it up with the cover.

When I awoke to Josanna's hair salad I wrapped her up and transformed her into a hair burrito which was less annoying.

by provider44 January 18, 2010

hair don't

A hair style that looks ugly. It derived from the term "hair do"

Shayla: u'z got a hair don't.
Maddelyn: o yea valerie got da wurs hair don't cuz hur hair be uglee.

by Luvicious July 16, 2011

Hair bun

A Hair bun is what your girl puts her hair in when she wants to give head.

Mop - “I’m finna get head, cuz she put her hair ... in a Hair bun.

by Kappy kapp February 25, 2020

Hair hole

The place on ones head where the hair parts. Often seen as a private place that is looked at with consent or looked at to make someone uncomfortable.

Chance has a very inflamed Hair hole. He hates it when people point out his inflamed Hair hole and hates when others try to lick it.

by Alice kates February 28, 2020