pooned

a phrase used by the members of comedy trio ‘the lonely island’ to describe being mocked or shown up.

andy: jorm is being viciously pooned right now.

jorma: this isn’t that vicious of a pooning. ive been viciously pooned before.

by olive-Johnson December 27, 2017

Pooned

When you try to start a conversation w a girl but she shuts you down hardcore

1. Hey did you follow up with that girl from the mixer?
I tried to but she totally pooned me
2.this ugly guy is tryna Snapchat me right now I’m bouta poon his ass

by Pussymagnet6969 August 22, 2019

Poon Plantation

When a large number of black men run through a white female in an open field.

Dang, those guys are having a Poon Plantation!

by gfgrethbfcc June 06, 2024

Poon Slap

The act of completely destroying somebody figuratively or literally slapping someone with/or in the vagina

I beat that idiot in dodgeball by so much that I poon slapped his ass.
When I was fucking her she wanted me to fist her so I poon slapped her.

by poonslapper6969 December 13, 2016

Poon Repellant

Something that scares away poon (Pussy), whether it be a physical, psychological, or characteristic trait.

Bad acne and bing grossly overweight are Poon Repellant.

by Dickbubcus February 13, 2017

poon smooge

A rusty or greyish mass eminating from some poon. Often an odor of offensive nature occurs from said smooge.

The poon smooge found whilst cleaning the restroom, has stained the tile.

by Retroguru2013 April 02, 2017

Poon sash

When your chest hair trails to your pubes.

Jonah has a nice poon sash.

by peahead95 February 11, 2011