Act upon which two men preform the act of scissoring with their buttocks. Also can be similar to when two men stick their penis's into one another.
by Master Toasty Diamond May 22, 2009
Phrase used by the artist Rihanna after her uncurable STD problem.
Cool person that I would never have sexual relations with.
Cool person that I would never have sexual relations with.
by Cait Truth-Love April 27, 2018
by attack i pod lemon May 14, 2021
Sexy sexy lemon pexy is used by Aussie high school students, particularly in Sydney. If someone refers to something as sexy sexy lemon pexy it means that they calling it sexy in a joking matter and do not actually consider it sexy. Sexy sexy lemon pexy is also a branch of 'lemon' slang, other 'lemon' slang includes "fancy wancy lemon clancy" or "nasty wasty lemon pasty".
If your mate showed you a picture of someone trying to be sexy you would say "sexy sexy lemon pexy". Or if someone was trying to be sexy/jokingly being sexy you would say"sexy sexy lemon pexy".
by sexysexylemonpexyinventor July 26, 2018
by rice g0d 1337 February 06, 2018
When a man loves a woman and a woman loves a man, they sometimes feel the need to partake in some kinkier sex. Therefore, they go to a dance party where lemons are served. In the middle of the dance floor, the woman grabs a lemon wedge and shoves it up her vajayjay. The man then must down an Arabian cocktail (of any variety), and then insert his cock into the woman's vagina and find the lemon wedge, then bringing it out without anyone on the dance floor noticing. If someone does notice and they are familiar with the game, they shout out "fuck machine" at the top of their voice. Once caught, the offending party must run a mile, and then go back and try to do it more sneakily. The game only ends when either the man passes out, gets the lemon out, or the acid from the lemon burns through the wall of the woman's vagina.
Damn, Jennifer wants to try some kinkier sex, so we did the Arabian Lemon Wedge Machine and my legs are still sore and the hole of my dick is on fire. It was a great workout though, I think I ran about 26.4 miles!
by Adamthemachinewhouseslemonwedges April 04, 2008
National Lemon Sadness Day is on November 9th in which it is celebrated by preparing a beverage that includes the following ingredients:
> a cup of lukewarm water
> two lemon slices
> four packets of artificial or real sugar
> a coffee stir stick
Drinking this magnificent beverage will grant you at least three minutes of unstoppable sadness to just calm down and think about life, with that relaxing moment not taking long you can still get right back to your daily life like it hadn't happened.
> a cup of lukewarm water
> two lemon slices
> four packets of artificial or real sugar
> a coffee stir stick
Drinking this magnificent beverage will grant you at least three minutes of unstoppable sadness to just calm down and think about life, with that relaxing moment not taking long you can still get right back to your daily life like it hadn't happened.
Nick: Oh boy I cant wait for November 9th
Andrew: What’s so special about November 9th
Nick: it’s national lemon sadness day
Andrew: Oh right I forgot about that
Andrew: What’s so special about November 9th
Nick: it’s national lemon sadness day
Andrew: Oh right I forgot about that
by Melon Sliced November 02, 2020