your mom

someone that a very handsome man named Andy has sex with whenever your mom isn't home

Andy: I did your mom when she wasn't home last night

by OrdinaryAndog May 15, 2022

Your mom

The person i did last night

I did your mom last night

by The person who did your mom June 14, 2022

Your mom

I had intercourse with her last night

Guy 1: Did you have sex with her?
Guy 2: Yep, I Your mommed her

by anonymous February 3, 2023

Your mom

Some one that is hot and was in my bed last night

Person: where were you last night
You: With your mom.

by anonymous December 7, 2021

your mom

A dumbass reply to a question. Everyone thinks that it is cool, but really, it is super dumb.

Person 1: "Hey whatcha bring for lunch?"
Person 2: "Your mom".
Everyone: Ohhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by lolitisme November 25, 2018

Your mom

Used by mostly horny ass 12-year-olds that have nothing better to do

Person 1: Why were you late
Horny 12 year old: Because of your mom

by chlide January 2, 2022

your mom

the most common roast that can be used at anytime

Hey what time is it?

your mom! lol

by geesh lort November 26, 2020