Wizard-Tailing

The magical sex act performed on a man who is in wizard cosplay attire. (Typically a worn-pointy hat and some type of robe). The wizard then tucks his genitalia backwards between his legs so when he bends over, lifting his robes, it resembles a tail. A man or woman would then service the member (typically orally) until completion, at which point the wizard would proclaim his ‘Harry Potter House’ upon ejaculation.

“GRYFINDOR!”

“Dude I went to comic-con last weekend and some chick was wizard-tailing a Dumbledore looking guy in the bathroom.”

by Vanderliz0r December 4, 2025

Wizard Lighting

Wizard Lighting: When you think a joint isn't lit but then take a hit and somehow it was lit the whole time, making you think that you were a wizard of weed.

“I was about to relight it, but it hit perfectly—straight Wizard Lighting moment.”

by LostInSauce.Com December 19, 2025

Wicked Wizard

Slang term for marijuana refering to the smoke emitted when smoking or "summoning"

"Yo bro summon dat wicked wizard with me"

by Prestie June 22, 2007

Party Wizard

One who is capable of manifesting a good time. Or one who is in a good mood at a party and is handing out "goodies" to fellow partiers.

Similar to a modern shamen.

"See that dude over there", "yeah", "he pulled this shit out his hat like a party wizard"

"Man, you're like a party wizard handing out all this shwag."

by Tree Wizard March 17, 2012

Chin Wizard

Someone who has an extremely long and pointed chin, much like a wizard's beard.

Hey buddy, get a load of that chin wizard! She could KILL someone with that long and pointy chin!

by postwil2000 July 13, 2012

Diddle Wizard

Pedophile; Child Molester

Don't leave your kids at the Thompson's; I heard Jerry is a Diddle Wizard.

by Lupinetine October 10, 2014

Liquor Wizard

One who makes alochol taste like food.

Sean is a liquor wizard. He made Washington Apples!

by Ttale March 1, 2015