He’s a bad lawyer. If you ever get in a sticky situation, he’ll have you locked up. He’ll have you locked up as your private defensive attorney. He can’t argue for shit. He can’t use anything but his own ignorance as leverage. He’ll make you realize that all the times you were worried about the charges against you, you should’ve been worried about him. He’ll be a bigger problem than the case itself. He’s someone who should have his license revoked. You can’t tell if he doesn’t care about the case or he’s trying to get you indicted, but he wants you to worship him as your savior, because the only reason he became a lawyer is to dream about the impact he’s had on another person’s life, so much so that he forgets about the job in between.
by minutemade002 December 24, 2023
Get the Martinmug. by Josh Hutchin December 3, 2013
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Get the Peeping Martinmug. Manuel is the hottest man on the planet. He is extremly funny and nice. He is so compassionate for everyone.
by jhonnythemoney August 19, 2017
Get the manuel martinmug. A unique,funny and smart girl
Martine is someone special that you will never forget! She gets easily mad but it’s easy to fix! Just tell her a joke or give her a compliment
You will never meet someone like her again so take good care of her
Martine is someone special that you will never forget! She gets easily mad but it’s easy to fix! Just tell her a joke or give her a compliment
You will never meet someone like her again so take good care of her
by Blæhh June 7, 2022
Get the Martinemug.