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Dutch Slap

A slap that is completely unexpected and uncalled for. The slapper does not need to be provoked in any way, he merely needs to feel the urge to slap someone and then succumb to it. Dutch slaps often occur when the slapper is in mid-conversation with a total dweeb.
Jon: The atmosphere on saturn is made up of three...

Ivan: *Dutch slaps Jon hard in the face*

Jon: What the hell was that fo...

Ivan: *Dutch slaps Jon even harder*
by steveclarkrocks February 21, 2011
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Whoopi Slap

Where you fill your ass with a bunch of air, then slap your freind releasing what is a so called "Whoopie Slap" or a massive fart.
by Liwty:) January 13, 2011
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sausage slap

when you take your dick and rub oil all over it and put sprinkles on it and whack someone in the face with it
Tyler: March, I'm gonna fucking sausage slap you if you say "I LOVE YOU" to my girlfriend again!
March: Okay.
by i_liek_dem_poniez July 19, 2012
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purse slap

A slap with a purse, derived from pimp- and bitch-slaps. Usually performed by bitches, preps and breezahs (dutch preps)in bitch fit, but more and more guys are starting to wear small purses with long straps, making it good for swinging at people.
Usually performed by holding the purse back, then swinging it with full speed for optimal result. Hitting with the big side is easier, but the small side can inflict more damage. So try whatever suits you best next time you got a purse and feel like slapping someone.
Yo, those ho's with a bitch fit are havin' a catfight! They're purse slapping each other to death!
by Sandrino December 24, 2008
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Tribal Slap

Cumming in your hand and slapping your partner in the face leaving a white mark.
Dude, I totally Tribal Slapped this chick last night!
by Booger Balls May 2, 2010
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hogey slap

the act of slapping your shlong across someones face. usually preformed on woman when having sex but if preformed as a prank on a dude the administer of the hogey slap usually loses is hogey.
girl- yes more!!
dude- *smack*
girl- what the hell was that
dude- bitch you've been hogey slapped

dude 1- if you hit me with your dick you wont have one left.
dude2- sure sure *smack* what now. youve been hogey slapped?!?!
dude 1- you son of a bitch

dude 2- *riiiiiippp* ahhhhhh you bastard, you tore off my hogey.
by thechimmichonga February 21, 2011
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slap cheeks

to slap cheeks is to bang. when individuals join in intercourse, the sound of their bodies is what slapping cheeks derived from.
-you tryna slap cheeks in my basement?
-no thank you good sir.
by cheek slapper June 19, 2018
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