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call someone who cares

Your homework is late again, Douggie.
Call someone who cares.
by octopod November 22, 2003
mugGet the call someone who caresmug.

showing the monkey who's boss

masturbation for men and women

monkey = genitals
I was showing the monkey who's boss when my mom walked in.
by Way More Awesomer March 9, 2008
mugGet the showing the monkey who's bossmug.
A term often by a person who might be a closeted homosexual, notating that he has a fake girlfriend to cover up his homosexuality. In the instance that a friend might want to meet this fake girl, she is always somehow sick or has trouble in making an appearance.
In the musical 'Avenue Q', a character is a closeted homosexual and sings a song about how he has a girlfriend who lives in canada and how he sexually pleases her everytime he sees her.

John: Brett has a girlfriend? I thought he was gay!
Bob: Well he has a girlfriend alright, who lives in Canada!
by 000jajajaja000 February 21, 2011
mugGet the Girlfriend who lives in Canadamug.

he who shall not be named

dark overlord, muggle overpowerer, harry potter hater, noseless, name so vile and discriminating, must not be mentioned by overpassers. name is lord voldemor, but over the years, has been formed to lord voldemort to avoid prosecution or reminder of the killer of innocent muggle souls. will be sadly missed
"omg harry potter killed "he who shall not be named"
"you mean voldemo..."
voldemort "AVADA KEDRAVA"
by evil dark overlord July 22, 2011
mugGet the he who shall not be namedmug.

who ate all the pies

An indication that a Frenchman has entered the room.
Qui-a-mangé toute les tourtes?
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 8, 2004
mugGet the who ate all the piesmug.

who wants to live forever

Excellent song performed by Queen. It was written after Freddie Mercury was diagnosed with AIDS. He died shortly after writing it.
"Touch my tears with your lips; touch my world with your fingertips."
by Queen of the World August 12, 2005
mugGet the who wants to live forevermug.

GIRL WHO CANT BE WRONG

girl who has had enough experience with men to know that they are ALWAYS wrong.
I'm a girl who cant be wrong.....I've meet men like him before.
by imnotwrong March 26, 2007
mugGet the GIRL WHO CANT BE WRONGmug.

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