Walking Baby

Another term for a toddler, commonly used by women averse to children and who can't remember the word toddler.

Watch out for that walking baby. It's throwing shit all over the store!

by AnusCrepe July 27, 2019

walking the penguin

Masturbating, jerking off. Also walking the dog.

Walking the penguin is a good thing... if you don't have any better place to put the penguin into.

by Ittouchy January 31, 2008

The walking dead

Someone who has made a non conscious choice to forever alter their dna with an EUA drug therapy that wasn’t vetted properly. They’re usually halfwits that have a level of curiosity that goes as far as “fact-checking”, but no further, which unfortunately now means they’re walking dead.

You can’t blame her for having her head so far up her ass dude, she’s the walking dead, imagine how you’d feel in that position.

by DOINKDAYS July 13, 2022

Walk-by Air

The smell that occurs when someone walks by, it can be negative or positive depending on the individual- however it is most frequently bad.

"His walk-by air smelled like shit. Damn that boy stink, he need to shower! You know that dick smell like cheese and rotting potatoes."

by sassykitty420xx69 September 16, 2022

Walking Juice

The strange mixture of oil/sweat that coagulates on the soles of one’s feet after wearing socks or walking for an extended period of time.

“Gross, I’ve got Walking Juice on my feet. Better go take a shower.”

by Revvin87 January 16, 2019

Feelings Walk

You taking a walk but it’s not like no ordinary walk. It’s in the middle of the night head down talking your mind to no one while blasting depressing music in your earbuds. The point of this is to let out what’s been on your shoulders lately and relax yourself so you don’t loose your sanity.

“Finna go on a feelings walk. Sh*ts been hurtin me lately”
“Boutta talk bout how I feel bout this girl by takin a feelings walk”

by InTheFeels August 24, 2019

Chump Walk

Walking around like a chump while having access to an alternate (and faster) means of transport, be it bicycle, car, or horse.

"Why are you chump walking when you could be driving right now?"

"Why is Link chump walking when he could be riding around on Epona?"

"Look at that silly chump walker, I bet he forgot his bicycle again."

by ChaceWiggin August 11, 2012