wipe gate

Taking a shitting, not whipping and going straight on for taking a shower/bath.

P1: -Did you just not wipe yourself after no.2?
P2: -No, I'm doing wipe gate!

by alupigus993 May 2, 2019

Wiedifons

A baby you found in the closet.

What’s that?

My wiedifons. The babies I forgot in the closet.

by Dreamwords July 12, 2019

Wipe Abstinence

The extremely difficult challenge of abstaining from wiping your ass after defecating. The lack thereof creates a hard exterior shell after 3 months, which signifies the elite alphas from the beta sheep. After one year of keeping a pure ass free from toilet paper, your mind will be unlocked to many abilities some consider unnatural.

Dude 1: Bro how is the Wipe Abstinence?

Dude 2: Man I started to levitate for up to 2 seconds at a time and I only stopped wiping 3 weeks ago!

Dude 1: That's amazing dude, I just got promoted to the head of the company I work at and I'm only 3 days in.

by PoopSockAdvocate December 28, 2019

wiedmaier

A Last name that has No record of where it came from or why the ancestors of this person took on this name.
Littarly no one knows where it comes from.

"where the fuck did the last name wiedmaier come from"

by Glassjungle April 4, 2020

Wipe you off

To kick someone’s ass!

I’m glad you got out of there OK that guy was about to wipe you off!

by Knasty July 24, 2020

Wipe

Noun. 1. A dismissive term for a human who disgusts another human. 2.Something with which something else is wiped.

Look at those wipes smoking on the patio, what a bunch of idiots

by Hot Dog Goblin May 1, 2020

winedectomy

When you have to cut the box of wine open to extract the wine bag in order to collect/extract the remaining wine.

I shook the box, I could hear the wine, but nothing was coming out of the spigot .... so I performed a winedectomy.

by Miss_elle_b August 24, 2020