Not-wet Person

Insult, as used by Spongebob Squarepants toward Sandy Cheeks, towards land creatures. As predictable, this certain land creature is not wet from being submerged in the sea.

Take that back you... not-wet person!

by JefficialBusiness June 19, 2018

Wet Stu

Dropping a moist or fully liquid cheese Ball to the Chest and face

She loved it when she received the Wet Stu to the face after seeing the Annis open up

by Cheese Brick February 10, 2021

Wetting-Down

1. Uniformed personnel spending preposterous amounts of money to celebrate a promotion; usually out of a slavish sense of obligation to tradition. 2. A Finical asteroid strike which ironically heralds the presumed increase in wealth and generally an outsized increase in responsibility. 3. A celebration of a shiny new object on your uniform.

Enlisted person 1: “Where are all the other officers today?”
Enlisted person 2: “Hospital.”
Enlisted person 1: “Why?”
Enlisted person 1 “Lieutenant (JG) C. is selling his blood plasma to pay his rent and the rest are there for severe dehydration”
Enlisted person 1: “What happened?”
Enlisted person 2 “Wetting-Down.”

by Worst of the best August 28, 2019

wet smoker

someone who primarily smokes cigarettes after drinking.

"Want to go outside and have a cig?"
"Ah, not yet man. I need some more drinks first. I'm just a wet smoker."

by honestpooper November 15, 2021

Wet tent

The result of having wet underwear from ejaculating and a boner under your underwear making it look like a wet tent

Bro I was too lazy to get a towel so I made a wet tent

This girl was dancing on me and she made me wet my tent

by BRENDEEZIII July 25, 2014

wet woodchuck

Slang term for a woman's vagina

She was sending me pictures of her wet woodchuck

by the.methatical.genius January 26, 2015

wet kick

When you kick something such as a ball and it's a really shit kick

Josh: *gives the ball a really shit kick*
Mary: that was a really wet kick, Josh. Wyd

by Nicolade May 25, 2016