A small town in Colorado 30 miles from the Kansas Border. A place where you have to mind your P's and Q's because lots of people don't want to make friends here and don't trust outsiders. There are lots of drugs and corruption but the Sheriff doesn't care because he doesn't get paid to work here. Also, if you choose to do business, there are some who will think nothing of cheating you out of your own britches. so DO YOUR HOMEWORK FIRST.
Susan: We were on our way to the Kansas border when we stopped through a town where nobody smiled, and everybody scowled or tried to kill our hope with pitchforks.
Betty: That must be Cheyenne Wells!
Betty: That must be Cheyenne Wells!
by ToughShit June 2, 2016
Get the cheyenne wellsmug. Bernice came flouncing into the room - her well anchored rack perky but uncharacteristically subdued.
by Bryce Bernard July 6, 2018
Get the Well anchored rackmug. by Kdenman December 6, 2016
Get the well wordmug. A person who forgets about his friends he knew for 7 years, and only spends 12 days of the year speaking to them
by MAYBE LB DID IT July 21, 2020
Get the Oliver Wellsmug. Tall lanky and very clumsy man-like creature. Likes to sniff your armpits and collects his own toe nail clippings. Also, it has a very unpleasant odor.
by Slimstacy June 25, 2017
Get the craig wellsmug. 
One participant assumes a “pile driver” position so that the genital area faces up. The other participant inserts their fist into his or her rectum and “pumps” up and down while the other urinates, therefore drawing “well water” .
by Fistertwice July 21, 2020
Get the Honduran Well Pumpermug.