Don’t Hide Under My Desk

A polite way saying, “If I accept your Friend Request please don’t do any creepy shit.”

I’ll tell you where I’m at on Social Media, but don’t hide under my desk.

by AndroidsOn August 4, 2025

Under cover blown

When your partner wakes up and finds you getting head from another person.

I told John to stop moaning loudly before his fiancée got my under cover blown, but he still was loud and caught us.

by Onlyme4you December 29, 2024

under splash

The outcome of forced downward ejection of urine forcing loo water onto the underneath of the toilet seat.

Lesley you just caused under splash in the downstairs toilet.

by MOI6943 June 11, 2022

under the stars (band)

the best christian rock/hardcore band in waycross ga

under the stars (band)

by guitarguy93 January 2, 2012

Under rabbit

So the game works like this:

Top dogs
Under dogs
Top rabbits
… and then there are under rabbits.

Dam, lost that chess game in under rabbit style

by arneeirodossantos November 8, 2022

under stamp

(Noun) When a woman is menstruating and has intercourse with a man and leaves a mark around his genitals.

Girl look at this under stamp you left on me.

by Grim Bongmaster January 7, 2017

legs under the table

An ancient italian phrase developed to confuse chinese adversaries in gastronomic battle, particularly when said by men to women.

CF: Lunch?

IM: What time were you guys thinking? Legs under the table?
CF: Huh?

by a18n October 10, 2020