ur mom

milfy lady, massive tits, 10/10 nwould reccomnentd.

yo i wnna fuck ur mom

no. ur 12.

why not bro?

stfu steven.

by 『𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕣𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕧𝕖𝟘𝟙』URMOM October 16, 2021

ur mom

ur mom is a phrase used by idiots who have no other comebacks to say.

Person 1 : Hey, whats that?
Person 2 : Ur mom
Person 1 :

by sssuperrer February 3, 2023

Among us haha ur mom poopoo

A very very intense comeback for when fighting opps or being bullied in genshin impact
For example

Bully >:c : haha you smell like grape poopoo ur mom
You, an alpha sigma genshin impact weeaboo: guess what? Among us haha ur mom poopoo

by Skeletonmom goals August 17, 2024

Ur mom

The person I fucked last night

Person: where we're you last night?
Me: In ur mom's bed.

by The-person-who-fucked-ur-mom September 26, 2022

ur mom

ur mom likes me and we made ur brother in front of you while u were sleeping on the couch.

ur mom likes me, and we made ur brother that one night you invited me over to watch a movie. we did it over you while you were sleeping. i came all over you. u thought u pissed urself when u woke up lmfao. i have such a big dick that urdad wants it to hahha.

by ballz_6934 January 4, 2022

ur mom

look, I know you´re just a 10-year-old kid that somehow ended up here. shouldn't you have school now?

kid 1: haha lol i roasted you
kid 2: ur mom

by a guy named adam June 11, 2020

ur mom

joe mama, aka joe mama

you-"hey you know joe"
other person-"no, who is joe"
you-"JOE MAMA"
other person-"what?"
you-" you don't get it? it's ur mom

by ghghhghg October 19, 2019