Twitter

A social media platform thats filled with nudes and toxic arguments

Person One: Ima go on twitter
Person Two: IMAGINNNN GOIN ON TWITTA IN 2022!!! UR A.LOSER!!

by A normal person who's disliked July 5, 2022

twitter

the largest containment board, followed by reddit and the now dead tumblr
basically just a huge insane asylum for people with no life

guy 1: I hate twitter
guy 2: me too
guy 3: wsp top g players how are you????
guy 1 and 2: shut the fuck up twitter twat

by unfunny man August 24, 2022

Twitter

A social media platform that racists, feminists, politicians, and furries go to argue with eachother.

Damn bro, I saw my little sister on Twitter yesterday.. I think euthanasia is the best course of action.

by Cinnabonlord September 2, 2022

Twitter

Twitter is basically 1000000 tons of toxic waste all compiled into one website. If we deleted it, the sea levels would probably be back to it's level in 1922.

I use twitter and i'm a huge pain in the ass and i'm better than you. Even if you win the Nobel Peace Prize, i'll still be better than you. (casually posts mid+l+bozo+don't care+didn't ask+i'm better+ratio+0 iq about someone saying they like apples)

by thiscatisd September 13, 2022

stan twitter

just lame idolatry that needs to dissipate soon or the implications for pop music will be something substantially worse than ironic. I’d like to add that I don’t think Eminem deserves to have inadvertently coined the unfortunate term “stan,” but that would be a stan Eminem thing to say, and, let’s face it, I have been a stan, a shameful thing to admit, but at least not a “swift or”! despite admittedly liking much of the over-comparatively unduly hyped, bland-ish pop star’s (redundant?) “music.”

to Sky Ferreira Twitter-stan is an exercise in unironic self-abasement, but definitely retains a certain underground style, qua ultimate pop hero(in(e)), unlike most of so-called stan Twitter

by skyferreirastan3000 October 28, 2022

twitter

a place where anything and everything goes to die a slow and painful death from being cancelled

I deleted twitter because I realized I had a life.

by narigi421 October 29, 2022

twitter

pornhub 2.0

person 1: dude my wifi won't let me watch porn!

person 2: bro just use twitter lmfao.

by i give good descriptions October 31, 2022