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Canon Clown

An extreme fan of the official Star Wars Canon content such as the infamous sequel trilogy of movies or the TV show Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008-2020), for examples.
Sometimes Canon Clowns are bold or stupid enough to say that the Star Wars EU sucks, which it does not.
Some canon fan: "Hurr Durr Legends sucks Canon rocks"
Anyone with a brain: "You canon clowns can't be taken seriously."
by 5uprEmakMut March 23, 2021
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clown pop

one who is acting crazy or "clowning" around the most.
You're such a clown pop!
by Ry Mizzohl February 4, 2010
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clown finger

Fingers that are ridiculously larger than the keyboard when typing mostly when using mobile devices.
PG has clown fingers with his new, tiny phone. He can’t type anything correctly.
by DarkPhoenixRising November 6, 2020
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clown corner

a corner where, someone is put in and also where they are then made fun of.
Guy: Imma send this kid into the clown corner
Kid: What?!!?!?!
*everyone starts laughing at the kid*
by fjuefhe78whfw8rhw8rh November 27, 2019
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shooting a clown

The terror of when he comes into your room at night and you have a weapon on the bedside table. As stupid as your friend is, he decided to prank you at 2:00 AM in the morning. So, unknowingly, you shoot the ‘clown’ in the face. Your friend then yells “PINK COWS” as he screams in pain.

ONE HOUR LATER...

Your in the emergency room sitting next to your best friend in bed on a dirty bench. The dude next to you looks looks like he had just came out of a sewer.
He looks like he has been dropped SEVERAL times on the head. You are so disappointed in your self that you shot your friend in the face. Later that night you do the same thing to yourself.

ONE YEAR LATER...

You and your friend are now ‘twins’ with bullet holes in your faces. As you walk in the park, you see that stinky man getting married to a HUGE tree
Wow dude it is so fun to shooting a clown
by Trucdhcfjcg January 10, 2018
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Clown Check

when you check your makeup in extremely bright or natural lighting to make sure you don't look like a clown before going out.
God her makeup looks terrible. She obviously didn't do a clown check before leaving the house.
by Big Porkin' November 13, 2022
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Poohs Clown

to apply clown make-up to one's face with faeces
Harold makes a good poohs clown
by Poohs Clown August 3, 2007
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