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McDonald's Time Machine

A certain period of time where a skinny and healthy person ignores all their sense of hygiene and become extremely obese and develop certain health problems.

Can also be a healthy person who actually goes into a McDonald's and eats there because when they walk out they have increased their risks of being unhealthy significantly.
Kaitlyn and Elliott used to be extremely athletic and healthy until they traveled through the McDonald's Time Machine and gained a combined 250 pounds and both developed heart disease and diabetes.
by akararules July 6, 2010
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Tiger Mother

A mother who is overly strict with her child in order to foster an academically competitive spirit. This form of upbringing is intended to direct a child towards financially successful careers at the potential risk of feeling emotionally unfulfilled and/or socially inept.

The concept of Tiger Mother or Tiger Parent has been widely depicted in international media, including films such as Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory (1971), The Joy Luck Club (1993), Vitus (2006), and most recently in a book written by Yale law professor Amy Chua describing herself (2011).
Which one would motivate you to pwn everyone in calculus this semester? A Tiger Mother or a cougar?

My homey thinks he has a Tiger Mother when what he really has is a milf.

If Tiger's mother were a Tiger Mother, he would be humping his wife instead of banging all them stripper trim from Orlando to L.A.
by yale1 January 22, 2011
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tidy boozin'

A night of heavy, prolonged boozin' which often results in wet nights, office sleepovers or venereal disease.
Anyone up for boozin' tonight? How about tidy boozin'?
by pandalova February 21, 2014
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tit juice

Nectar that flows from a lactating breast
The tit juice of Tijuana whores tastes like aunt maria's horchata.
by RanchoG_Curling_Association April 22, 2014
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Tinderizing

Fostering multiple relationships at the same time, that all began from a simple Tinder swipe, while ignoring the rest of the outside world.
Everyone in the room laughed at the joke except for Jon because he was too busy tinderizing.
by Huffnstuff January 1, 2015
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tim wills

Getting really drunk and shitten your pants at the friendly express.
by jimmyjim85 April 6, 2015
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