dick wiping thing

When you're doing anal and you notice you have a little shit on your dick and rather than get a towel, you just wipe it off on a cheek and sick back in like the beast you are underneath.

"Man last night me and shelly were doin butt stuff and i noticed i had shit on my dick, so i did that dick wiping thing and stuck it back in dry."

by jjbrack77 April 23, 2016

A Guys Thing

An activity only understood, experienced, or done by males, something that appeals only to men.

"Stop talking about cars, thats such a guys thing"

by DifferentDead December 1, 2016

Shiny Shiny Thing

A beautiful person who is exceptional in body and mind

That Sexy hot babe is so stunning I cant look at her , she is a Shiny Shiny Thing

by AbstractArtist May 18, 2017

water balloon thing guy

A term The Dolan Twins use to describe a condom

Girl"did you bring the water balloon thing guy?"

by dolan_s_ on insta September 17, 2017

water balloon thing guy

A term The Dolan Twins use to describe a condom

*doing guess my bath*
*Ethan does the condom challenge*
Grayson"oh it's a water balloon thing guy*

by dolan_s_ on insta September 17, 2017

big hamster thing

Big hamster thing, it's a big hamster thing. Aka a guinea, only the hottest species out there. You can only find the best tasting ones in Peru, extra raw

A big hamster thing is super cute and super fluffy just like my pillow!

by Cat.rw January 12, 2018

Hangey down thing

What Greg calls male genetalia

Protect your hangey down thing

by Greg's terms June 7, 2018