poon

A word with no set meaning, but which has a few widely accepted uses.

Widely accepted uses:
poon:
1. (verb) To defeat, or (in any sense) to dominate someone (often with vulgar undertones)
2. (noun) Someone who pisses you off
3. (verb) To piss someone off
poonie:
4. (noun) Significant other or bromance

1. Peter just pooned his opps.
2. You're such a poon, Phil.
3. You're pooning me off so bad, Adam.
4. Robert is my poonie.

by lilpoonie October 18, 2025

poon whistle

A mans instinctive reaction to drop everything he's doing when a female calls.

I was talking on the phone with a homie, he got the poon whistle, and hung up on me in 3 seconds.

by red dragons red rocket February 20, 2025

poon

COY POPE, SUTTON CLARK

They are such poons! Aka sutton and coy

by ryan gracie June 29, 2020

poon smooge

A rusty or greyish mass eminating from some poon. Often an odor of offensive nature occurs from said smooge.

The poon smooge found whilst cleaning the restroom, has stained the tile.

by Retroguru2013 April 1, 2017

Poon.

(n.) A vagina

Dorothy's poon. is wet

by poonmaster654 March 22, 2016

Poon Saloon

A shelter or some form of mobile dwelling placed on a sand bar for romantic escapades

“Hey hot stuff, finish that beer real quick so we can hit up the poon saloon as soon as they’re done in there”

by PSE2022 July 31, 2022

Poon

1. The noun used to describe a fit gal who walks past you with some thicc booty.

2. The action of destroying someone in some form or manner.

Tiago you just copped some mad poon.

I’m pooning Arjun in face.

by The gov’ner February 17, 2019