Mario

Mario Carstens likes womem from the night. Pornhub is his favourite channel. He likes mastrubating on kroeskoppe. He likes the mates big and chunky.

Wow that mario is a darkie lover

by anonymous May 4, 2022

Super Mario Galaxy 2

who?
what's that?
a fangame?
must be fun.
But it's not real.

Guy1: Hey watcha playing?
Guy2: Super Mario Galaxy 2.
Guy1: Oh, the fangame?

by Cube6Gamer September 29, 2020

Mario

Mario is a stunning motherfucker!

I love gossiping with this mofo. Mario is a stunning motherfucker

by WifyAudrey November 24, 2021

mario kid

A 13 year old Loves Mario too much Never quit

Mario kid : let’s play Mario

Other kid : no

by The epic bros October 3, 2020

MARIO

A "italian" character in a video game. Has a partner called Luigi.

Oh look, its MARIO!
Do you want to play MARIO?

by Lovewords321 April 28, 2017

Getting Mario Karted

When you get immensely screwed over, while playing Mario Kart, in a way that seems impossible and/or unfair

Player 1: DUDE WHAT THE FUCK, I GET HIT ONCE AND FALL FROM 3RD TO 9TH
Player 2: Poor guy, he's getting Mario Karted

by The CFM 2227 July 23, 2024

Mario Kart

The video game that teaches you that life is so unfair.

Life is unfair and Mario Kart teaches you that.

by randomkitten December 30, 2022