Mario

(Everyones been shitting on Mario in favor of Luigi, so I'm gonna balance it out a little.)

Mario is the main protaganist of the Super Mario series, and for good reason to. He has made multiversal trips to save the Princess, has killedgiant turtles, and threatened getting his ass melted in lava and flamed by fire to save the Princess. Albeit the actoins of a simp, he is dedicated. while he may not boast the stature or jump height that Luigi has, he is ten times more brave, and could absolutley rip ass compared to Luigi.

whys everyone shitting on Mario all the time?

I don't know, but evertone prefers Luigi for some reason.

by stovO33 April 2, 2024

mario carpino

A true Sicilian. Probably wears track pants all day and could be behind 9/11.

Welcome to the family, you are now an honourary Mario Carpino. 🤌

by Stfuchristopher September 17, 2021

Mario perri

an italian name, mostly knowed as "the Zagarolo bitch" he lives in Zagarolo and his name is used to define a guy Who has The 104 law

in the INPS
1: i have to claim my 104
2: oh so you are Mario Perri

by gigginopastore008 November 21, 2021

Mario

a fuckin' fatass

"MARIO YOU ATE TOO MUCH SPAGHETTI STOP IT AND EXCERSIZE!" "shut the fuck up luigi you stupid bitch

by Big city eater May 6, 2021

New Super Mario Bros. 2

A game made in 2012 for the 2DS and 3DS game systems by Nintendo as the third game in the New Super Mario Bros. franchise.

I just bought New Super Mario Bros. 2!

by thiscatisd September 13, 2022

Mario Container

When a dude is called Mario, and he is similiar to a container

-Oh look, here's that guy, his name is Mario
-Dude, he'd be a great Mario Container

by Leninator September 8, 2021

mario

a great boy friend real sweet he is really a good person at heart he trys to act tough and scares everyone away people think he is a bad person he most likely is hurting in side but he just keeps smiling he has a thing for knifes he is strong he is also hot definitely made of boy friend material

his name is mario

by sick bish January 19, 2021