Cowboy

The government invented them to sell smokehouse bacon cheddar cheeseburgers to poor, ignorant folks.

"II understand why you want to be a cowboy"

by Taylorrrrrrrrrrrr123 October 22, 2019

Knock-Off Cowboy

Farmers who identify as "cowboys" by utilizing phrases like "cowboys don't care" and acting as though it's a personality trait. In addition to wearing paddy caps and dealer boots, these individuals also known to get their eyebrows pierced. These so-called "cowboys" are con artists, not at all like the real thing.

“ Look at the man sporting a paddy cap over there. He definitely considers himself a "knock-off cowboy," I'm sure of it. Where is his cowboy hat, ffs?” “That eyebrow piercing is an ick” “Wait till they face the real deal in Texas they’ll be weak to their brittle knees”

by Jbunni March 10, 2023

Rooty Tootin' Cowboy Shootin'

The act of leaving all of your friends to go play Red Dead Redemption 2. Yeah, fuck all of y'all who do that.

"Hey guys, I'm gonna go Rooty Tootin' Cowboy Shootin', peace bitches!"
"Awww fuck off"
"Dude fuck you"
"Eat a dick"

by Keroger May 30, 2019

Mighty cowboy

A party move in which one eats a meal from mighty taco in the bar “the cowboy”. Only accessible for those who’ve had yager bombs on a Saturday night.

Damn, Mark is doing the mighty cowboy tonight. He’s got a super mighty with extra cheese in his pocket.

by Sarsar December 16, 2018

The Cowboy Hat Rule

Put simply, if you wear the hat, you ride the cowboy

“I saw Jamie wearing a guys hat when she was out on the town the other day”
“You know the cowboy hat rule - you wear the hat, you ride the cowboy”

by ClassyKit November 12, 2023

Philly Cowboy

When a group of men each ejaculate into a pair of boots then randomly select one of the men to chase the others while wearing said boots until eventually catching one and shouting “Philly Cowboy”. The one who is caught then has to repeat the cycle and the game goes on.

This game originates in the streets of Philadelphia (1960s), however it is less popular there now. It is most popular in cities such as: Albuquerque, New Mexico, and Chicago, Illinois.

“Hey guys, who's down for a few rounds of Philly Cowboy?”

by Philly Cowboy lover May 8, 2022

crystal cowboy

A man who exchanges sex for crystal meth

That's the finest crystal cowboy this side of the Mississippi, I'll tell you what

by The big phink January 12, 2019