teacher brain

A teacher who’s to-do list is never ending so their memory is awful and they are constantly forgetting stuff

I totally forgot about that meeting! Ugh, teacher brain.

by teacher199998 November 29, 2023

substitue teacher

a type of teacher who is a bitch

we had a substitue teacher which is the worst kind of teachhers was a bitch

by dont have substitute teachers November 09, 2021

Pe teachers

creatures that lurk the gyms and fields of a school. Despite their job title promoting physical education, they ironically haven’t done anything physical since they were in high school. You can feel the floor vibrate and see the San Franciscans getting ptsd as the ground shakes like 8.0 magnitude earthquake as these colossal beings rock the earth with every 500 pound step they take. They tell students to “do more push ups” while all they do is viscously push more food into their mouths. So only time you’ll see these creatures move any faster then a walking pace, is when there’s a flash sale at McDonald’s.

Person 1: HOLY SHIT WHAT WAS THAT

Person 2: oh dw it’s not an earthquake the pe teachers just came back from McDonald’s.

by Who?asked? August 09, 2024

PE teacher

Reference to Ole Gunnar Solskjaer, manchester united manager.

Ole's a PE teacher, he doesn't have tactics just vibes

by John316, guy from Twitter April 14, 2021

P.E. Teacher

When someone peeps on kids in a stall or checks them out in a hallway or as kids are in class.

That guy Is checking out kids like a p.e. teacher

by DiegoB. September 21, 2022

Bitchy teacher syndrome

When a teacher is bitchy and annoying most often used for people with the last name kotylak

Man mrs kotylak has a bad case of bitchy teacher syndrome

by Yoamama April 19, 2024

Law of worthless teachers

the more you fit this category below the more useless the teacher/professor is to society.
1. number of kids about to fall asleep
2.number of kids absent
3. number of kids who goes to the restroom
4. number of kids who fail your class
5. number of kids who hates you <BIG ONE>
6. number of kids who drops out the first week of class

ex. JOHNNY was sleeping in class with 5 of his buddies. the teacher did nothing. He was so tired of teaching that he walked out to take a ciggy in the bathroom. half the class ditched the teacher to by KFC and watermelon on the side of the street just outside the school.

TEACH fits the Law of worthless teachers

by KFCmanagerLilice June 08, 2019