Person 1: What happened last night?
Person 2: That Santa guy entered my home inappropriately.
Person 1: Doesn’t he live in the North Pole?
Person 2: Yeah...
Person 2: That Santa guy entered my home inappropriately.
Person 1: Doesn’t he live in the North Pole?
Person 2: Yeah...
by Girl_in_van January 25, 2021
Some fake fat fuck who watches you when you're sleeping and knows if you've been bad or good, he also breaks into your house which is highly illegal, he is also a drug addict. Long story short, SANTA IS NOT REAL KIDS!
P.S: He is a perv
P.S: He is a perv
Kid: Daddy, is santa real?
Dad: No, he is fake, don't believe the stuff you see on the internet!
Kid: *Triggered*
Dad: No, he is fake, don't believe the stuff you see on the internet!
Kid: *Triggered*
by RandomAutisticKid#69 August 08, 2018
This fatass pedophile who has been looking at all ya life even when u is naked and in the shower 'don't be naughty' what does he mean hmmm? Ho ho ho
by Thiccerthanasniccer November 18, 2018
Santa the nonce
by HazzaGazza08 December 24, 2022
A girl with an amazing smile and is a very smart girl but sometimes she can not be very smart when it comes to a relationship. She is a very beautiful girl, some guys will be stunned by her beauty. She is also a person who gets attached to someone, but will love you unconditionally too. Santa is a very wonderful and loving and all those nice words, she is such an amazing person to meet no matter how she is hurt inside but she will always put you first and will always make you happy no matter what. She is a very funny person too, if you are ever sad she’ll come and make you laugh just for you to have a pretty smile on the face.
Guy friend :Hey Santa is a very beautiful girl with such an amazing personality, you should ask her out?
A guy: Yeah I was since I’m friends with Santa, for a while now, I’ve liked her more and more of how she is.
A guy: Yeah I was since I’m friends with Santa, for a while now, I’ve liked her more and more of how she is.
by Elijahcurry November 23, 2021
A girl with an amazing smile and is a very smart girl but sometimes she can not be very smart when it comes to a relationship. She is a very beautiful girl, some guys will be stunned by her beauty. She is also a person who gets attached to someone, but will love you unconditionally too. Santa is a very wonderful and loving and all those nice words, she is such an amazing person to meet no matter how she is hurt inside but she will always put you first and will always make you happy no matter what. She is a very funny person too, if you are ever sad she’ll come and make you laugh just for you to have a pretty smile on the face.
A guy: Yeah I was since I’m friends with Santa, for a while now, I’ve liked her more and more of how she is.
by Elijahcurry November 23, 2021
Santa is a big old jolly man who lives in the North Pole. He has Elves that make toys all year round to give to children all over the world on the night of Christmas Eve. Children leave cookies or sweets and milk for Santa to eat while he’s visiting that night. On Christmas morning, the children get up and open the presents that Santa left for them he might before. But you have to be good! Or else you’ll get coal that night...
by ripitclol March 17, 2018