by CSRT4U June 11, 2013
1. The part of the internet that never forgets.
2. An enormous database of every stupid thing you ever posted online.
2. An enormous database of every stupid thing you ever posted online.
What happened to Dave?
The internet elephant kept a blog post from two years ago where he called his boss an asshole. The boss found it and Now he's been scheduled to work on the weekends...
Ouch! sounds like he got trampled.
The internet elephant kept a blog post from two years ago where he called his boss an asshole. The boss found it and Now he's been scheduled to work on the weekends...
Ouch! sounds like he got trampled.
by xenex11 February 09, 2010
The internet that's so slow you, could slap 50 RDS-220 tsar bombs on a disabled sloth with one arm and be still slower then the goddamn sloth
Guy number 1: Bro google just finish loading my search after 5 weeks
Guy number 2: You're obviously lying this is Australian internet
Guy number 2: You're obviously lying this is Australian internet
by That guy who sells white candy October 28, 2021
by darrollx July 19, 2011
A person responsible for developing and maintaining Web sites, intranet and associated LANs and WANs.
May be involved in developing transaction-based applications for e-commerce, search engines, social networks and more.
May be involved in developing transaction-based applications for e-commerce, search engines, social networks and more.
by Internet Engineer August 18, 2011
by Paintgirl January 04, 2011
Internet Schizophrenia is a term used to describe people online who exhibit strange and concerning behavior that is similar to a person with Schizophrenia. It is not a real medical condition, rather a label. Internet Schizophrenic people may actually be schizophrenic in real life. Internet Schizophrenia is defined by "unraveling ones mind via the internet". Example: Someone consuming so much disturbing media or existental media online that it mentally changes the way they think, for better or worse.
by P0lybius July 29, 2023