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Internet-Towel

The towel kept by your computer to clean up bodily fluids escaping your body due to the internet.
I like to hide my internet-towel in the desk drawer to avoid questions from mom.
by Paintgirl January 5, 2011
mugGet the Internet-Towelmug.

internet insomnia

Staying up late on the computer of smart phone making it pointless to sleep, impossible even.
Bob: Why are you up so late?
Jason: Internet insomnia.
by babyhuey121794 September 23, 2013
mugGet the internet insomniamug.

internet spine

Used to describe someone who blogs, tweets, or makes a comment or post on a discussion board that they would not normally make if they were engaged in a face-to-face conversation.
John regularly uses his internet spine to post false statements on online discussion boards.
by Ms. Tami March 14, 2012
mugGet the internet spinemug.

BT Internet

Internet so bad it's like having no internet.
Look. he's lagging again. Must be that good ol' BT Internet
OMG I can't play this game with this garbage BT Internet, it's like playing a slide show!
by BigFishMan April 21, 2020
mugGet the BT Internetmug.

Morning Internet

Internet slower than you normally have
by IAmTheRolo August 22, 2018
mugGet the Morning Internetmug.

Internet handjob

When a person goes on to social networks and broadcasts how great they are in order to get attention as well as validation for actions. Acquaintances or Social network friends see post and reward announcement with likes and positive comments of how great they are. Most times the actions or thoughts of the broadcaster are unconfirmable and are used as ego boosters.
I hate it when that one guy posts something online just so he can get a internet handjob.
by Lombardidegrada January 13, 2014
mugGet the Internet handjobmug.

Internet Explorer

Internet Explorer is a search engine developed by Microsoft, and handed out for most of their products. People often mock and make fun of Bing and Internet Explorer for some reasons such as slow internet, lag, pointless points and other things. Google Chrome and Internet Explorer are also often compared too. Personally, I like Internet Explorer, heck, I'm writing this on Internet Explorer.
Salesman: *Slaps roof of Internet Explorer* This baby can hold so much hate.
by Svifias November 3, 2018
mugGet the Internet Explorermug.

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