Grand Larceny

What Ree-lon and Cuckerbeard stole is worth more than the $500 dollars that would constitute grand larceny. Why aren't conservatives calling for Elon to be locked up when THEY KNOW MORE THAN EVERYONE about the theft because it's the conservative Podcaster Jordan Peterson who first told ME (The Anti-Natalist and was a reference to one of my earliest posts) to 'Leave the planet' (whatever THAT means) back in 2015 and has been reading this the whole time.

Hym "I mean, they say the guy was convicted of grand larceny so what do they actually want to happen? Life in prison for every crime? Ok. Elon stole. The conservatives have been reading this the whole time and therefore know he stole. Life in prison for Elon and Cuckerbeard. We need to lock up these criminals. Or kill em I guess. We could do that too- Or, um, INSTEAD. Yeah."

by Hym Iam September 9, 2025

The Grand Wizard

A Klan leader who makes good ribs but bad descions

Did you try those dry rub ribs the Grand Wizard made?

by Coochiekingkeff March 14, 2022

Grand Canyon

A huge pussy

Let’s say you will have a Grand Canyon after this

by Jackparker November 2, 2017

The Grand Autismo

Garrett.

Yes he is The Grand Autismo!

by HyPerEZ October 20, 2020

The Grand Daughter Of Zeus Are Chelsea Peretti

The Grand Daughter Of Zeus Are Chelsea Peretti

The Grand Daughter Of Zeus Are Chelsea Peretti

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 23, 2025

A grand day out

A dirty Mario 3 Athletic lyric dub which tells the story of an ecstatic hobo driving, raiding your house, and taking all your money while you sleep. It's lulzy as it is.

1: A grand day out slaps ass, yo!
2: Fo sure, my man!
1: DRIVING AND I'M SPEEDING AND I'M VIGOROUSLY MASTURBATING
2: SWERVING AND I'M SCREAMING AND I VIOLENTLY CUM!

by Senator Foreskin June 17, 2023

Grand Valle Soldiers

A Rap Group who resides in Colorado and rap about real life situations. Also are in the category of Chicano Rap. Also Represent LosUnicos. Known to have beef with a unknown rap group also in Colorado.

Jose "Dude have you heard of the Grand Valle Soldiers?"
Juan "Ya they always putting it down for the LosUnicos."

by Oxide13 September 26, 2009