When you follow someone into a shared toilet facility and wait for the victim to start doing a poo. You then turn all the lights out and throw multiple rolls of wet toilet roll over the cubicle. This becoming the Dark Jobbie.
by Darkjobbiemaster November 19, 2019
Get the Dark Jobbiedmug. by Eminemdude 3 January 20, 2009
Get the Dark Blademug. Someone with baggy shorts is climbing a ladder above you, you look up and see their dark matter.
Some chick with short shorts is stretching her legs in a split, you see her dark matter.
Some chick with short shorts is stretching her legs in a split, you see her dark matter.
by Reichull August 23, 2011
Get the Dark Mattermug. Dark Squire (countable noun, masculine)
A man of such caliber that nobody comes close to matching his unique charm, wit, good looks, physical strength and endurance, intelligence, sexual prowess or chivalry. Men aspire to be like him and women want to be with him. Nobody can unearth the secrets behind his magnetic ways. A studmuffin, only one with a brain and personality to match.
A man of such caliber that nobody comes close to matching his unique charm, wit, good looks, physical strength and endurance, intelligence, sexual prowess or chivalry. Men aspire to be like him and women want to be with him. Nobody can unearth the secrets behind his magnetic ways. A studmuffin, only one with a brain and personality to match.
Young man looking over at idol: He's such a Dark Squire, I'll never be able to fill such boots. *sighs in awe, wonder, and a touch of despair*
by NiffuMNeJ November 1, 2009
Get the Dark Squiremug. One of a various set of characters including Pale Kielbasa and Maximum Bizcut. He boasts with confidence a flattering moustauche and flowing cape. To add to his elegance, a suave pair of 80's sun glasses have been added to his already awesome lineaments.
Moderately Tan Balogna was terrorizing the helpless town, yet Dark Sausage poked in to save the day.
by Dark Sausage and Darkness Theory February 14, 2004
Get the Dark Sausagemug. by Matt from that Christmas party, remember...ya you do....you used to be pretty December 25, 2007
Get the scared of the darkmug. someone who is a huge queen with a larger than life personality and a fabulous wardrobe. Sexuality, race, and gender do not matter, although it is usually reserved for Drag Queens.
by Trantasia July 14, 2011
Get the Dark-sidedmug.