Baby Woke

adjective,
1. Being new to wokeness.

noun,
1. Someone who literally just woke.

Fred means well, but he's baby woke and his insensitive "All Lives Matter" post needs to be deleted.

by HexwithanX June 28, 2020

Baby Cream

A man's cum.

Term is especially fitting when a man is having sex with a women without using protection of any sort.

God dammit Demetrius... I ain't on the pill no more and you got this baby cream all up in me, I ain't got time for this!!!

by theflash78 April 8, 2013

Baby-Whipped

To be controlled by an infant to such an extent that one stops engaging with one's friends, married or not. Usually occurs in first-time worrywart parents in their 30s.

Mike and Pam are so baby-whipped! They left the birthday party after only an hour so they could keep him on his nap schedule.

by wordsmithzy November 19, 2011

Baby Arming

the act of nursing your beer or drink of choice for far too long.
similar to cheryling

Hey Cheryl quit baby arming that shit, its getting warm!

Jon your baby arming ways are making you feminine.

by MitchNBrando November 7, 2011

YFU Baby

YFU Baby, or YFU for short, is a 3D anime-styled virtual musician and live streamer. She live-streamed her debut on Twitch in July 2020 and has since released her first EP Sixty6 on a majority of music streaming platforms. During her live streams, she communicates with fans, performs music live, and interacts with her artificially intelligent Smart House GIGA. On the 15th of September 2020, she became the first virtual entertainer to interact on Instagram Live, calling hip hop artist The Hxliday.

Yo did you hear that new YFU Baby song? It's amazing!

by Mr. Rhyme Mime July 8, 2021

Bunk Baby

An older roommate who still lives in the dorms and is overly sensitive. Typically lacking coping mechanisms and communication skills, Bunk Babies are unable to solve problems on their own.

"Cole reported me to the RA for taking a beer from the fridge. He didn't seem bothered by it a couple weeks ago."
"What a Bunk Baby."

by RustyNailTermz November 24, 2020

baby P'd

When an adult pulls some shit that makes ya feel like a baby peed on you, can't do anything about it but it still sucks

Man, I got "baby P'd" by Mark the other day, can't do much about it but it still sucks!

by Barn Burner69420 October 31, 2021