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In-House Jerk

When the tip of one’s penis is inside of another’s vagina or anus, and then jerked off until finishing inside.
Last night I had a threesome with Jessica and Haley, which ended with an In-House Jerk.
by Treeguts December 23, 2018
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Cursed House

The building on rebirth island in between Nova-6 Factory and Harbor.
The sniper is in the top of Cursed House
by WildGlizzyGaming February 14, 2022
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coyote house

A house or abandoned building that houses smuggled immigrants for a small fee, most popular in U.S border states like Arizona, California, and Texas
"I need to go pick up my sister, she's waiting for me at the Coyote house."
by pufferfishpenguin November 27, 2019
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House Lunch

A "house lunch" is an alternative phrase instead of "Nooner" for those who live close to work.
"We could eat at a near-by restaurant or we could have the house lunch."

"Instead of eating at work, I was thinking of meeting you for a house lunch."
by Ruby Blake May 26, 2009
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Rustandy House

Oh my, you're from Rustandy House? I heard that's the best house.
by RustandyHouse101 February 21, 2021
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House cherub

A person who spends a lot of time at home cooking and baking, and has achieved a pleasant amount of chubbiness. New York-based comedian/writer Tony Atamanuik mentioned this term on a Twitch gaming stream on October 19th, describing himself as “a fat, bread-baking little f-ing house cherub”. The image is especially humorous when applied to someone who isn’t babylike (the “putto” depicted in Renaissance artwork), but a well-built middle-aged man.
This is especially relevant to the 2020 coronavirus pandemic, when many people found themselves housebound and turned to the kitchen to pass the time (and compensate for the difficulty in obtaining goods like bread and cakes after many retailers and restaurants shut down). With access to gym facilities restricted, bicycles and exercise equipment at a premium, and some areas imposing curfews or shelter-in-place orders due to rising infections, the “Corona 20” weight gain was widely discussed on social media.
I baked sourdough bread yesterday, and pizza for lunch today -- you guys have to help me eat this Sachertorte I made tonight, I think I'm turning into a house cherub!
by TapirTrouble October 21, 2020
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House Editing

The common use of artificial intelligence, 3D printing, robots, and computers to change, add onto, or remove features from your home.
Ernie: Hey John how about the two of us go grab a beer after work?

John: I'd love to Ernie but I need to get home before my wife does today. She texted me that she was going to do some more of her ingenious house editing.

Ernie: What is it this time John?

John: She wants to add a greenhouse onto the garage. I told her my car and tools would rust, but she won't listen, so I'm gonna go smash that damn AI toolset terminal of hers!
by 2020+32 January 3, 2021
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