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Bang Envy

The jealousy you feel when your girlfriend has the guts to cut bangs and you don't.

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The jealousy you feel when your girlfriend gets to bang all the hot guys and you are stuck with her sloppy seconds.
1. Tina had such bang envy when she saw how hot Cheryl looked with her new bangs.

2. Tina was ridden with bang envy when Michael hit on her after he had sex with Cheryl.
by Tee Dubs Squared February 11, 2009
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lurk and bang

When you Pull up to the hood with your boys then carry out a mission
"yo g. Did you hear about yesterday. My man and his boys went round Funke's ends to Lurk and bang"
by ZlataniumJr7 April 17, 2017
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Bush-bang

The act of slapping pubes, violently ripping them out, then eating them.
I heard that Jessica was so mad at Eros she did a bush-bang to him
by hdkccryp June 17, 2019
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ninja banging

To have sexual intercourse with someone in a public place. With only the party members being able to have vision.
Jenna and I went to the park for a quick ninja banging.
by luvstosplooge November 27, 2014
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BANG CHAN

AHHHHHHH IS HE THE MOST AMAZING PERSON IN THE WORLD? YES, VERY MUCH SO!
by Hobi_2013 May 24, 2021
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Bieber Bangs

Long, side-swept bangs that feather across the forehead from left to right, draping down over the right eye and obstructing the vision. Bieber Bangs are most commonly worn by pubescent and prepubescent boys, who thereafter cock their heads as if weighed down by the girth of these bangs. Most boys develop an immediate tic, whereby they toss their heads in order to keep the Bieber Bangs always flowing to the right. Many adolescent girls find themselves swooning when a boy tosses his Bieber Bangs her way.
"Did you see Tommy this morning? Wow, he looks so hot with his new Bieber Bangs!"

Scientists have discovered that a toss of a boy's Bieber Bangs is like the modern day mating call.
by PurpleTantrum June 23, 2019
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Bing and Bang

When you engage in sexual activity whilst surfing the website by the name of Bing
Last night isaac and ms.nutter bing and banged.
by owenscack July 6, 2016
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