Cancer

A zombie cell that infects other cells to the point you are a zombie.

The cancer reached his brain...
He is a zombie now...
We need to put him down.

by A nude under your bed. April 21, 2018

Cancer

Mga gago mo kalaro online

Ang cancer naman ng kaduo nito

by munckin12 May 8, 2023

Brain Cancer

When someone gives you immaculate brain and warps your perception of reality so much to where you got to much brain and now it’s not alive.

Shawty brain so good it gives me brain cancer

by IBeDoingWork March 28, 2022

Cancer

Imagine

Guy 1: I Have Cancer

Everyone: DID I ASK!

by Chris is your Dad September 16, 2021

Cancer

Fortnite.
Fortnite is cancer.

Credit to Leo Kun for the definition.

"Hey I just got diagnosed with a cancer. In the field of Bioligy it's called Fortnite."

by LeekCreamWithBacon January 13, 2021

Cancer

Cancers have a reputation for being hyper-emotional, temperamental, and spiteful. Cancers, in addition to being devoted, are extremely fond of their loved ones, often to an unhealthy degree. They place a high value on family and close friends, and will go to great lengths to defend them, no matter the price.

Les; Oh is she crying over spilled milk?

Kate; Yeah, I think shes a Cancer..

by LynnKen May 27, 2022

Lung-cancer-omatic

A machine that moves cigarettes:cigars from side to side of your moth while closing your nose as you never stop inhaling smoke. Form of execution.

Our state doesn’t do lethal injections, but we do Lung-Cancer-omatic.

That’s even worse

by The epitome of knowledge February 14, 2019