status ruiner

A friend or relative who always manages to make a dumbass comment on your Facebook status and ruin the effect.

Man, Jackie is such a status ruiner. Every time I post a witty status she links a YouTube video that has nothing to do with what I'm talking about.

by guidinglitedlite May 7, 2014

Five Day Status

The status that you gain when you do the five knuckle shuffle on the ol' piss pump five days a week. This is especially impressive at boarding school, when you live with a roommate.

Jim: yo, I never beat my meat at boarding school
DeSalvio: yo, i do it five days a week, either in our room or in a bathroom stall.
Jim: Damn, you on the five day status!

by Perry Hubes February 27, 2011

Mage Status

When you consume enough cans of beer so that when they are stacked one on top of another, they surpass your height. The stack of beer cans is taped together to create a staff - the ultimate symbol of drinking intenseness. Once mage status is reached, that person is a guaranteed boss.

Also known as Wizard Status.

-Fuck boys we are so gonna acchieve mage status tommorow.

-What a boss, he acchieved mage status

by ...riel... May 4, 2011

Beatdown Status

Slang for "there's a hamster in your ass"

Oh shit, you got a beatdown status my guy! Go HalloCast your fatass outta here nigga!

by JeromeTheSalanditMolester November 21, 2021

Lip Status: Packed

A common meme depicting Squidward packing a fat lip of Copenhagen long cut dipping tobacco with the upper text reading "LIP STATUS:" and the lower text reading "PACKED." Squidward is wearing a camouflage hat in the image and there is a translucent confederate flag watermark over the entire meme.

Guy 1 - What's up dude?
Guy 2 - LIP STATUS: PACKED
Guy 2 - Hell yeah brother, if you ain't packin' you slackin'

by Migdal Kadanoff May 8, 2024

sock statue

After using a sock as a jazz rag, proping said sock up, resembling a statue.

Look behind the entertainment center, next to the sock statue.

by Gout Slayer September 18, 2017

Statue protests

Statue protests never had anything to do with George Floyd's death. The one thing thing Confederate statues to George Floyd's death is strings of misinformation about what the Confederacy was and why there was a Civil War in America. America is not the only country that has ever had a civil war, and the reason is usually who gets what, not some idealistic and lofty cause like abolition or human rights.

Statue protests have as much to do with George Floyd's death as penguins have to do with the North pole.

by Solid Mantis December 4, 2020