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pampered pony

Is a high maintenance female, that needs to be waited on hand and foot. Basically a spoiled brat.
Look at Dawn over there getting her nails done for the 5th time this week. She’s such a pampered pony.
by MormonMafia88 May 25, 2022
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side pony

A ginger haired dude who wears a side pony...but also can be the male version of a side chick
Ted is nice...but he’s like, my side pony.
by thetatertot August 12, 2018
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Colony Pony

When a girl puts her hair in a side pony while giving head & looks like George Washington
She was givin me that gah gah sloppy top as her hair kept getting in her face so she put up that colony pony.
by Grahamsterdam March 5, 2023
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Sparkle pony

A turd after you've eaten or drank something with gold flakes or glitter in it.
Dude, you should've seen the coil that Dennis threw after drinking a bottle of Goldschlager. What a sparkle pony.
by CapitanSeaman June 6, 2024
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Pony Bug

Gaining an almost immediate liking towards ponies/horses after being around them maybe that day or the day before.
I just went to see the horses, and now I’ve got pony bug!
by 2knugget March 24, 2023
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peasants without ponies

a band. an amazing band. their music is as yet undefined. but it truly is mind blowing.
i listened to some "peasants without ponies" last night. jeez it was good.
by peasantwithoutpony December 12, 2008
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Park Avenue Pony Ride

Picture this: a discombobulated unicorn being humped beyond recognition, urinated on and then ripped apart starting at the throat.....by a 9lbs Boston Terrier in a pink tutu named Skittles 💕💕💕💕
Think it's all fun and games till ya wake up face down and ass up after a good ol fashion park avenue pony ride. Good luck getting THAT taste out ya mouf!!
by JfreaknD June 18, 2022
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