Arabic Alarm Clock

The turbin wearing guy that blows himself up in the morning

Wow my new Arabic alarm clock is great! Too bad it's a one-use only item

by Master of the Black Stache January 8, 2017

cloud,clock

Cloud, clock

cloud,clock

by cloud clock December 12, 2020

Human Clock

When a man inserts his penis into a woman's open neck hole and spins her around giving the illusion of a big hand and little hand on a clock

"I hung out with Stoma Stacy and we made a Human Clock"

by Lunarseawitch March 9, 2022

clock

An old piece of equipment, largely replaced by the phone in modern society

Idiot 1: Oi mate, you got a clock here?

Idiot 2: Nah, we use phones, get with the times, idiot.

by Mayor of Gloucestershire July 9, 2022

French Alarm Clock

The Act of preforming oral sex on your partner, so as to wake them from sleeping

"the morning after we hooked up, Stacy gave me a French Alarm Clock."

by Alejandro Cabello September 5, 2021

clock splatter

A clock that Is a fucking asshole fuck you how did you even find this
A clock splatter isn't even a thing you dumbass hillbilly fucking asshole bitch cunt.

Yo wtf dies clock splatter mean

by BigDickMotherFucker69420 January 9, 2022

Cumbrian Alarm Clock

Waking a sleeping bed fellow with anal sex.

She was rudely awakened by Chris’s Cumbrian Alarm Clock.

by ChrisOl May 6, 2021