clean spot

"hey yo u got some clean spots on your neck"
by Bryan Nahanee October 11, 2003
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clean carl

The act of putting butter in a tube sock and beating someone in the face senselessly
Rick comes home with a hooker, so Nicole puts some butter in a sock and beats him in the face with it, thus performing the clean carl
by Mr. Astely August 11, 2011
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Clean Shaven

Man man who has no more genitals and is as blank as a Barbie doll
Shit dude I went trim the hedges and now my dog is clean shaven
by Soak in the bath June 12, 2019
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clean liar

teerth is a clean liar, which is obviously worse than a dirty liar.
by pebblesnotpabu March 28, 2016
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Clean the peg

After being pegged with a strap-on, you clean it with your mouth, hence giving the pegger head. Saves time, can throw it right in the nightstand drawer and not have to clean it later.
I pegged my husband last night, it really turns him on if I let him clean the peg.
by Empty sack July 06, 2023
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Clean Talk

The act of swapping swear words for similar sounding words. Because of a study that went on for 60 - 70 years showing that if you swear in a lifetime you can die 20 - 30 years younger than the average life span.
Fuck = Fudge
Shit = Shite*
Bitch = Biatch
Motherfucker = MotherTrucker
Ass = Butt/Booty
Arse = Bum
Dick = Penis/Balls/nuts
Prick = Pleb
Retard = n00b
Dafuq = Dafudge
Wanker = Tosser
Masturbate =Fap/Shlick
Piss = Pee
Asshole/Arsehole = A hole
Slut,Whore,Slag,skank,hoe = Chav
Fucktard = Fudgetard

Also you can swap words and letters around such as:
Stupid Cunts = Cupid Stunts
Cunt Muffin = Munt Cuffin
Dick Biscuit = Bick Discuit
Cock Nozzle = Nock Cozzle
Dildo Rider = Rildo Dider

Pussy Jockey = Jussy Pockey

Although the last half is not proven clean talk and could result in premature death.

*not proven clean talk
by got balls? April 04, 2014
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