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Shake and Clean

The shake and clean is when you use 0.3ml Muriatic Acid added to 5ml water for a 5.3ml solution per cotton and add an additional 15ml to 35ml to get 20.3ml to 40.3ml solution per cotton. You squeeze the cotton or cottons. Let's say you have 6 Benzedrex, then you end up with a 120ml to 240ml solution of Propylhexedrine HCl and Lavender Oil and Menthol. Then you use 15ml Pentane, Hexane, Heptane, or Charcoal Lighter Fluid (Petroleum Distillates, but the separation is dirtier than Pentane or Hexane). So 90ml of Pentane (Hexane is carcinogenic) for 240ml solution. Add them to the 20oz plastic bottle and let the Shake and Clean begin. Shake for a few minutes, set the bottle down, wait for layers to separate, then drain in a Separatory Funnel or a Ziplock Bag with a small hole cut on the side and a paperclip aiming towards a cup or beaker. Then remove the paperclip or open the stopcock and drain and keep the bottom layer and discard the top layer. Clean 2 more times with 90ml of Pentane. 90ml×3=270ml Pentane. You will be left with 1,308mg of Propylhexedrine HCl solution. Add 60ml Vodka 1.2 shots (40% Ethanol), but 50ml is probably enough (1 shot).
Evaporate in a Bovado Borosilicate Glass cooking dish until the 240ml of water disappears and you're left with a viscous melty Propylhexedrine HCl. Pop it in the freezer for 10 minutes to 30 minutes, then the refrigerator for 2 to 4 hours. Then you have 1,308mg Propylhexedrine HCl crystals. Scrape, put in a little baggy, and mix 109mg to 218mg with water and drink it, or put it in a capsule and take, or sniff it with a straw. Propylhexedrine is only 1/4 the strength of Amphetamine, and only 1/8 the strength of Methamphetamine.

Steve: I did the Shake and Clean and enjoyed 218mg Propylhexedrine HCl in water solution.
by HawaiianPunch1 November 21, 2024
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Clean your microwave!

Hey, you! Yes, you: the dumbass scrolling on urban dictionary. Did you google this? Whatever, you need to listen close because this is important. Clean your microwave! All that nasty shit on the roof and walls can't stay. What do you put in there and for how long? What??? Thats fucking gross, you need to clean that shit out ASAP. No, not later NOW. GO! Clean your microwave!!!
"Ew, what the fuck? I'm not putting my pizza pockets in there, CLEAN YOUR MICROWAVE!"
by Leuko April 8, 2024
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Hate cleaning

Cleaning in an aggressive manner out of spite and/or disgust of another
He played video games all day and she was hate cleaning around him.
by Tony and the Tan Lines August 6, 2022
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come clean

be completely honest; keep nothing hidden.
"the company has refused to come clean about its pollution record"
by Arminkshipper July 15, 2024
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Clean Look

An expression to describe the absolute superlative level of tidiness, chicness and beauty. It’s a condition that is seldom achieved and is almost impossible to obtain in its full form for a prolonged period of time. It takes place (in its accurate definition) when hair, face and clothes (optionally make up too) formulate a perfect matching of flawlessness. Moreover, when all of the characteristics of the looks of oneself not only have been enhanced and immaculately prepared but also have been throughly idealised with the intent of respecting the rules of fashion and fine taste of styling as hoc for the person’s figure. It doesn’t just refer to the preparation and the architecting of the look which entirely depends on the person’s abilities but it also includes the health of the body that in such situation, out of luck or because of a condition of (either induced or natural) wellbeing, presents all of its features in their best form (whole face, body and hair).
The clean look has been several times obtained by supermodels and celebrities
by jughu7 December 3, 2023
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cleaning ze windows

When a guy pulls a bird and they're doing it doggy style, he pulls out and cums on the closest surface, preferably a window. Then he grabs her head and wipes it clean with her head.
Lucky I pulled that Jenna chick last night, I love cleaning ze windows!
by DickyTime May 26, 2014
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Clean Barend

The act of NOT masturbating to your girlfriend's emotional breakup letter and instead starting to get on the workout grind because you use that emotional pain to better yourself
Friend 1: Dude, my girlfriend just broke up with me

Friend 2: Welp time to do a Clean Barend!
by BrinkedUp October 3, 2023
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