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richard harold pirington

a literal monkey that can scale walls without difficulty but likes big hero 6 a bit too much, aunt cass in particular.
ur such a richard harold pirington u like aunt cass way too much.
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Richard Harold Pirington

Likes Aunt Cass, urinates in rivers frequently. Has 4356 pictures of Aunt Cass on his PC and has an unhealthy amount of Beyblades and drinks too much coke. Sucks at Fortnite.
Richard Harold Pirington you absolute albino gorilla
by Aunt Cass' Toes May 3, 2022
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Richard Reed

Richard Reed someone who is not vary bright. And that his Richardness will rub off on you. Where you become not so vary smart.
by Phantomrantom May 9, 2022
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Richard

Where shall I even begin! Richard is the type of person to sweep you off your feet. He is caring (more than he shows) and has an incredible energy that makes you want to be around him 24/7. He’s at least 6ft tall and super strong with huge biceps and a really manly smell… (I’ll leave that up to your imagination).You could get lost in his gorgeous blue eyes while scratching his ridiculously soft hair (Richard, please tell us what conditioner you use).Even though his greek could use some more practice,his intelligence is off the charts. He is very knowledgeable and ambitious and could accomplish anything he sets his mind to.He can make you laugh uncontrollably with his talent for impersonating people and knows exactly in which way to tease you to make you get a tiny bit angry at him, but still not enough for you to stay mad at him.He makes you think “wow this is the type of person I’ve been waiting for all of my life”.

In all seriousness and jokes aside, richard impresses you every single day with his openness to care for and love people deeply and you get to appreciate how unique and special he is.Perfect balance of toxic boy and simp. Not too much of either of those. Just the right amount !

I could go on for ages, but seriously, get yourself a richard and you’ll be the happiest you’ve ever been.
(But not my Richard, cause he’s mine)
You hear me, Kim? Back off.
Person: Have you seen Richard?

Me: You mean the guy who looks like a Greek god and knows how to read witchcraft , oh oops, I mean mathematical equations and stuff?

Person: Yes! That’s him! I want to give him some recommendations of what to do in Paris.

Me: Never mind. He’s not around. You can give the recommendations to his gf.

Person: Aw you mean he’s taken??

Me: Fisika kai nai he he.
by poisse<3 May 9, 2022
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richard

biggest fart in the history of farts!!!
richard is an arse!
by deezsus69 May 9, 2022
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Richard Liu

Slang term for man who whips people with his cock.
“Bro I met a Richard Liu last night on the street, thank god he didn’t get me.”
by DinkyMcdungus October 27, 2022
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ellie richards

equivalent to the sexiest latina girl ever and constantly has bag of hoes after her because she's beautiful.
you are being such a ellie richards
by Monixyt November 4, 2022
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