Snakeskin

The act of ejaculating upon ones self before bed, rubbing the layer of semen over yourself and leaving to dry overnight, before waking up in the morning and shedding last nights spunky skin.

I was feeling tired last night so I just snakeskin'd in the morning.

by Sergio Georgini September 10, 2015

stateside kill

A term coined by military veterans, used in conjunction with the delivery of a "sick burn" or excellent insult. What some people would refer to as "shots fired."

"...and that's why you're still fat."

(Spectator laughter)
"STATESIDE KILL!"
(High fives for entourage)

by Deadpool the Murder Guy May 30, 2017

Statesman

A politician who is able to successfully fool people into thinking he has dignity.

Mr. Smith was a statesman who earned the respect of his audience every time spoke, even if he had the tendency to bend the truth here and there. His opponent, Mr. Jones, was a sleazy politician who straight-up lied to his audience, but earned votes by blaming the country's problems on various minority groups and uniting them under a banner of "political incorrectness".

by smidgen2 October 27, 2018

Euro States

Informal way to say European Union.

Where are you from? I'm from the Euro States.

by Magnolia Fan 2009 July 20, 2009

ankle shakes

The most honorable way to consecrate a promise. Breaking an ankle shake is like breaking a pinky promise but 100 times worse. If you ankle shake on something you mean it and your promise can't be broken by any means

Joe: Dude Cindy didn't ankle shake on that did she?

Frank: Yeah she did bro, there's no breaking ankle shakes!!

by Loot2000 January 23, 2016

Shamrock shakes

The tremors you get the morning after St Patrick's Day partying

I can't come to work today, I have the Shamrock shakes after the green beer at Paddy's last night.

by Protonman7 March 16, 2017

booty snakes

A breed of snakes from New Zealand that has a diet concisting largely of booty flakes.

Feed the booty snakes some booty flakes

by JESUSBOY25 March 3, 2018