spongebob

(verb) To intentionally or unintentionally scrape one's front teeth on another's phallus while performing fellatio, in the same manner as Spongebob Squarepants did with a chocolate bar, in the episode "Life of Crime". This is generally unintentional, and due to the lack of experience of the person giving fellatio.

"Jane gives awful head, she spongebobbed me for three minutes before I told her to just stop."

by princeofplutonia April 15, 2019

Sponge

an icebreaker that can be said in any circumstance.

So how are your opinions on abortion?... sponge

by yaboisamson17 May 21, 2019

spongebob denis pants

big forehead

omg is that what i think it is? its a spongebob denis pants

by emily martel sucks July 8, 2019

spongethroat

Someone who drinks off someone else

No need to buy yourself a drink since

you just came to spongethroat off of mine........
When you go out and see somebody with your drink more than you....

by CamdenSo7th August 21, 2019

Spongebob with no eyes

A code word used at local ice cream trucks to imply the buying of Marijuana

"Yeah I'll have a spongebob with no eyes"
"How many"
"4 grams"

by Googooberry September 24, 2019

spongeboob.co

A popular meme page on Instagram and IFunny who’s the chillest person ever.

Person 1: “Hey, do you know Spongeboob?
Person 2: “Who?”
Person 1: “Spongeboob? He’s a very popular meme page on Instagram and IFunny! You can find him on IFunny (Spongeboob), and on Instagram @spongeboob.co. You should follow him, he’s the chillest dude ever and answers everyone’s DM’s.”
Person 2: “Wow, he sounds so awesome! I will follow him right now!”

by Actual Spongeboob September 29, 2019

Spongebob

well he's the person we all love who we can all agree is fun to watch. Also known as the god of all memes

I shall kill Spongebob said Squidward as he put his deathray on his clarinet.

by Dizzy Dood October 1, 2019