Splitzer Ditzer

when the nose splits in the middle and resembles a vagina. the ditzer signifies the realtionsip that the Tom Grant or Alex Bassaches caused it.

N/A (you don't wanna know)

by Winemister June 29, 2003

splitterific

Sarcastic. Usually in relation to chat clients, that have frequent net splits. Combination of split and terrific.

"Isn't this the most splitterfic network? Pffft!"

by NapalmDawn August 4, 2005

splitting the beard

When a female parts her vaginal lips either to piss or to have things inserted in her!

Tanya love splitting the beard when she went for a piss!!

by steven Dressel April 15, 2008

Splitdom

A condom that is slip...Simple!

Dude,my wife just found out she's pregnant.

I thought you used a condom?

Turns out it was a splitdom...:(

by billybobbitch October 18, 2008

spliztozlnarded

being RRRRRRREEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYY stoned!!!!!!!!!!!

dude im so spliztozlnarded right now!!!!

by captain Dik-Dik February 22, 2009

Split

A lesser version of the word frigid, split means to not want to kiss or hug or outwardly display affection in public.

Boy 1: Diana wouldn't hug me last night.
Boy 2: That's 'cause she's split.

by SiMeg August 7, 2009

split dump

taking a shit on more than 1 surface

when you go to sit on a counter and shit your self and it goes on both surfaces, thats a split dump.

leg must be at 90 degree angle, also must be semi runny otherwise no split.

by longjohndec December 12, 2009