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Diaper Shark

Finding a diaper in a ball pit, sans the baby it belongs to.
4 Year old: "Mommy, look what I found in the ball pit!"

Mommy: "Put that down Timmy! You shouldn't swim with diaper sharks!"
by AliceAlkaline September 14, 2009
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chlorine shark

the mythical creature that causes women to fear pool water once a month.
No sally cant go swimming today she is afraid the chlorine sharks will get her.
by bigskilet July 7, 2010
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baby shark

The most annoying song to ever exist, outstripping songs such as the Gummy Bear Song and I'm Blue by miles.
"I hate Debra so much, I wish someone would use nanotechnology to place an implant in her ear canal that plays Baby Shark 24/7"
by Lokear July 12, 2019
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shit out a shark

metaphor: To defecate any of numerous elongate mostly marine carnivorous fishes with heterocercal caudal fins and tough skin covered with small toothlike scales.
"hey mate, you'll be around to help me move on the weekend yeah?"

"Yeah i'm more likely to Shit Out A Shark, ya fuck knuckle"
by SharkFunk April 30, 2010
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great- white shark

A voracious shark with triangular teeth and a white belly. Oh yeah, if you're a seal it can eat you even fish.
A great- white shark

😳!? great- white shark is approaching our way. Nonono!
by JulianDB January 25, 2017
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Bourbon Street Shark Bite

Find a plastic shark that was thrown aside and stick it in your pants. Once in your pants, you have realized you have just been contracted with every STD know to man because the plastic shark was festering in vomit, blood, urine, and poop on Bourbon Street.
Sailey was drinking her 4th hand grenande and found a plastic shark on Bourbon Street. She stuck it in her pants and chased men but started feeling a burning sensation and then died hence contracting the deadly Bourbon Street Shark Bite!
by Sailey Bean April 6, 2011
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sparkleting

when your hearts connect and you get that sparkle tingley feeling with that special someone !
Me and my boyfriend had our first kiss and we had sparkleting.
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